Ash

I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale

[Ash @timelawd]

They’re going to be making out in a month and we all get to watch it in less than a year 🤗🤗🤗

[✰ orxmc 🏒 ✰ (Hollanov’s Version) ✰ @Hollanovised]

Jacob’s going to have to film season 2 on imax cameras to fit these two big bitches in the same frame

[Ash @timelawd]

Season 2’s budget is just going to be for replacement furniture at this point 😵‍💫

[coldties @__coldties]

this is INSANE

[Ash @timelawd]

I was born and raised in the south and I can tell you that men 10000% do NOT look like this down here

[demonic fan @smileynor]

so happy to come home from paris fashion week and dress like a man you’d see at a rural mississippi gas station driving his grandpappy’s truck

[Ash @timelawd]

Video evidence of Connor looking at a salmon ladder but not using the salmon ladder 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ The only reason I ever watched Arrow was the salmon ladder workout montages

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

New video of Connor Storrie (or just his back) in LA.

[Ash @timelawd]

Howwwww does this not have more likes. Tweet of the year

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other:

[lauren ◡̈ @huhanov]

dear costume designer for s2,

however short you have the skirt for the gladiator costume, make it shorter

xoxo
me

[Ash @timelawd]

Is it a requirement for the commander of the gold cloaks in Kings Landing to be hot bc hellooooo Ser Luther

[Ash @timelawd]

The hrtwt library is open: “Manson family recruitment photo” has had me giggling and crying from laughter multiple times over the last 24 hours

[Fan Account Storrie Glorrie @SGlorrie]

1. Do you know this person? She assaulted me outside of Hotel Meurice this afternoon as over a hundred or so fans gathered in sections along the main entrance waiting for Connor Storrie to exit to attend the YSL show tonight in Paris.

Prior to her assaulting me, I need to give you context.

My trip to Paris was booked a year in advance to coordinate with my family from Michigan being in Paris this week. I have a ridiculously full and fun itinerary, as I have shared some of my trip with you all thus far. Today, the first half was in Giverny to tour Claude Monet’s home and famous garden and lily pond. I wasn’t sure I would even be back in Paris in time to go to his hotel for a look see. Thankfully, my tour bus arrived back in Paris a little after 3pm, and that’s when I decided to give it a shot to go to the hotel and see what’s up.

I arrived at about 3:25, as I only had 3 Metro stops to the hotel. And, because I’m a California girl, and I wasn’t sure in Monet’s gardens under this brutal sun and heat wave, I wore SPF protective clothing in the form of a sun cap, my sunglasses, and an SPF facial mask to protect my skin from the sun. So, yeah, I looked like a mummy, but I don’t care, I’m not getting sunburn and skin cancer, plus, my dermatologist insist I protect myself.

So, i looked a bit incognito, I get that, but by time I arrived at the hotel, all the shaded parts had people gathered there, and I along with others had to stand in the sunny part of the hotel entrance for two hours. Not fun at all, but, I was SPF protected.

Now here’s the gnarly part. I noticed a particular woman looking at me as if she knew who I was. I started getting nervous, but I ignored it. She kept looking at me, telling other people about me, and they looked back at me and smirked. Then she went to the other side of the entryway queue to tell people about me because even they started to look at me.

I was feeling extremely uncomfortable and unwelcome, but, I just stood by the sun, baking under the sun, and just waiting like everyone else. I got the sense that however this after was going to pan out, it was not going to be a fun adventure. What started to kick things off was the crowd control measures in how the hotel security was telling everyone to step back and to clear the pathway, but in doing so, they navigated the section the crazy lady was in, further back, and thus allowing the section I was standing in to logistically be in a better photographic advantage. I’m sure this pissed her off, especially as more and more people joined the crowd.

Ok, so, finally, around 5:10ish, the crowd started to swell up closer to the entryway as people were coming out. As I recall, I was moving along with everyone else and trying to maintain whatever visual advantage I could muster, as was everyone else. Next thing I feel, is someone grabbing my backpack with such force that I almost lost my footing. I thought it was a mistake, but it really did feel like someone was forcefully pulling me back out of anger. Like, WTF is going on?

I turn around, and it’s her. She glared at me and said, “I know who you are. I know who you are, bitch. You bitch!” And she tried to remove my fucking dermatologist recommended fucking SPF mask from my fucking face, and I moved her hand away. What the actual fuck?

I was truly flabbergasted. I remember telling her to don’t fucking touch me again. She called me a bitch again, that’s when I took her Manson family recruitment photo, then, I promptly called her the c word. Then she shut up, and I turned around to look out for Connor. She proceeded to tell everyone within ear shot that I’m a stalker, like a fucking town cryer, all that was missing was a bell! I told her that I’m not a stalker! She said, I know what you are. Other ladies close by was telling her to chill the fuck out, nows not the time for this shit.

So in the next few moments, she proceeded to be much more annoying and animated in this tight space, and I know she

[Ash @timelawd]

Connor Storrie all sweaty, arms out, smiling and charming like how am I supposed to WORK today 😭😭😭

[Ash @timelawd]

Incredible when two of my fandoms collide

[Ash @timelawd]

Idk who this smarmy faced Hightower fucker is but plz Rhaenyra go ahead and burn everything bc this shit too tedious already

[Ash @timelawd]

How does Kyle Chandler keep getting hotter?! 🥵🥵🥵 JAYSUS

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

We need to get the Ents together and take down data centres like Isengard.

[mia @hollanderstern]

connor moving around atlanta gyms and grocery stores like he’s in witness protection and hudson is going up to the entire city of vancouver offering his bank account pin and one airdropped nude of their choosing in exchange for a cigarette

[Ash @timelawd]

Too soon for Connor Storrie to do Broadway imo but I would seriously love if it was a Tennessee Williams play. I’ll just be over here ✨manifesting✨

[harijuana lecter @hagravated]

the plot of Cat on a hot tin roof is literally this so i would really like those connor on broadway rumours to be true

[Ash @timelawd]

As someone who stays in Murray Hill when I’m in Manhattan, I totally get it.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[mob ✴ healed @shanesdcup]

hudson logging books when i haven't read a single one in 6 month because of his ass