mango lassi

wretched, snake bitten, apocalyptic soul

[mango lassi @timeless006]

People used to be hot. We used to have hot people. Can we bring back people that are hot and sexy in 2026

[🫀 vir 🫀 commissions open @cigarette_room]

isn't it funny how being anti-cop & anti-ice is a universal statement but being anti-military is a taboo that will get you called a classist. isn't it interesting how we only judge systems of power when they harm americans but they are not that bad if they affect the global south

[mango lassi @timeless006]

The second someone calls Quince high quality I know not to take their fashion advice seriously

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

[mango lassi @timeless006]

Posting so one specific person will watch my story and they’re not fucking looking should I **** ******

[mango lassi @timeless006]

Everyone cooler than me has to be older than me

[mango lassi @timeless006]

COWORKER INVITED ME TO THE CLUB IM NOT GONNA DIE FRIENDLESS AND ALONE WHO CHEERED

[J @journaladjacent]

Sometimes being single is ghetto. Only way to describe it. Finding your own way home from the airport and carrying four bags up to your 6th floor apartment. Makes me wonder if pastors still set people up. Or does the pastor fuck you himself now. I don’t know. I had a priest

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

a german guy came up to me in tajikistan and offered to take a photo for me and we were chatting and he said “you’re american, right? i can tell by the accent” and i was like “yes” and he was like “but by your face, i think you’re indian?” and i was like “also yes!” and he was like “that’s the thing i like about america, anyone can be american. in europe it’s not like that. if you look like something else, they never think of you as european. but that’s the great thing about america. anyone can be american.”

THAT’S WHAT REPUBLICANS WANT TO TAKE AWAY FROM US!!!!!!! THE ACTUAL THING THAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT!!!!

[Amadi Brooks @madiitoosmooth]

*whispers* I miss T*rgét so much yall. But I’ve been staying strong

[mango lassi @timeless006]

I’m the only bitch with a suitcase in the hostel this is so embarrassing

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Friend’s boyfriend being its own species and they actually do possess less personhood and interiority than normal human beings

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

today is sunday so i will kill myself

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I do think if you buy into RFK Jr. at all, you're stupid not just for like a modern person but stupid for someone alive during like Teddy Roosevelt

[mango lassi @timeless006]

So embarrassing that I’m replying to texts from almost a year ago and people are responding within 10 minutes 😭😭😭 what is my problem

[mango lassi @timeless006]

IT’S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!!!

[mango lassi @timeless006]

It’s our six month anniversary today :))))))))))))

[☁️𝓕 @fillefoux]

high libido women are the most oppressed demographic on earth

[mango lassi @timeless006]

I love my boyfriend and I wish I could see him everyday but honestly I spend more than four nights at his place and I start thinking abt putting a power drill up my nose and turning it on

[mango lassi @timeless006]

I hate living at home I hate living at school if I’m being completely honest I just want to live out of hotel rooms and hostels and airbnbs for the rest of my life