𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫 & 𝑻𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑶
𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑳 𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑹 / 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬 & 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑹
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑰𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

@Timelord_XXX They were.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

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Adventures with the doctor are always— an adventure.
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[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

A long pause as Clara looked her up and down for a moment.

"And um, what exactly are you wearing? I'm not sure it's helping your case."

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

@SpecsNSpikes 👀

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Leggings almost never survive adventures with the doctor.
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[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Leggings almost never survive adventures with the doctor.
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[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Uh-huh, he is a very strange individual.

The only catch is she may have removed all the labels.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

...if it wasn't for the fact that he finds her hot he'd probably be driving her body somewhere up yonder by now. 💢

...fine, he'll take it.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Uh, duh! Every good alien addict would.

They might, she's got a handful of them stored in the tardis.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

...so what she's saying is:

she's gambling on his humanity just to get herself off...and she didn't read.

...

...okay, what about that one alien from the predator movies - do they have those?

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Uh, she doesn't know. Humanoid aliens are the least fun ones anyway.

She hasn't read all the details. Could be permanent, could be temporary.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

...ookayyy...so is there any DNA that will at least let him still look human?

and please don't be permanent since...as much as he likes the mask, having to wear it at all times is NOT preferable.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

You can find anything in space.

How much DNA? Every species she would figure.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

it's less so about the whole catching onto her...interesting fetish and more-so that there's a black market that sells injectable alien DNA.

so like...how much do they have?

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

See, now he's catching on.

All that alien cum and other extraterrestrial substances might have affected her brain.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

of course she does. 💢

heh, that's a good one, maybe he might.

...

...

...oh fuck, she's serious.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Gosh— she loves those things.

Maybe there's some black market on some alien planet where he can inject some alien changing DNA into him.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

oh go— IT WAS A JOKE QUESTION.

...

well shit, now he kinda just feels bummed out knowing he doesn't have a chance unless he's got the build of a xenomorph.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Aliens? Absolutely.

At this point she's been preferring them a lot as of lately.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

...jeez, so like...she's into aliens then?

because chances are that she's probably had some astounding sex with one...or multiple.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

She gets to travel all of time and space.

There's probably nothing that she hasn't seen.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

worst he saw was the aftermath of a high-end orgy when he worked at a hotel one time.

but hey, it's people so it's expected.

but aliens??

yeah no, that's WAY out of his jurisdiction.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Whatever adventures she finds herself in.

[𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋 . @slasherlibido]

...???

WHAT KIND OF FUCK-ASS ADVENTURES IS SHE GOING ON??

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Mhm, that's good to know.

[𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 @SYMBIOTICCODED]

every now and then, it's mostly me in control

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

Does that happen often then?

[𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 @SYMBIOTICCODED]

looks like what happened the other week when I let my other half take control

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

@themilf17 Great, now just relax and enjoy.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

It was all the doctor had after her leggings got covered in some alien goo.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑨 𝑶𝑺𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑫 @timelesscumdump]

@themilf17 God, yes. There's room on her lap if she'd like to experience it.

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 @jurassicfucked]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⁞ ❏.𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜.

𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙅𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙. 𝙇𝙚𝙬𝙙 & 𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙨. 𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙈𝙙𝙣𝙞.
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