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Make #timeless memories.

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If the orange ones are oranges how come the yellow ones are lemons, not yellows?

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That fruity guy was being so loud! I walked up to him and said "Water you Melon about!!?"

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@thesotaboys who's on first?

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RT for a new Sota Boys song to drop this week.

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#MNAdBowl

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#MNAdBowl

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Happy Monday lol

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra with text on its body.

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What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper.

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How many pickles could a Peter piper pick if a Peter piper picked to pick pickles?

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The knife originated from a metal building guy who's son accidentally said "good knife" instead of "good night". The rest is history.

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A belated Merry Christmas from everyone here at Timeless Thought inc.!!

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The white man was confused by the inner city kids request for dinner. "We want dat pizza dough" he was sure he heard. "Just dough?"

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It's like my pappy always used to say, "Don't judge a nook by its cupboards!"

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It's smart to love.
And smart to fart.
So fart from your heart.
And your heart will be smart.

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"This condiment tastes muddy" - Shrieked the young lady.
"That's because it's hippopotamustard" - Calmly replied the waiter.

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All I have to do is cosine the loan and u get the house? Sine me up!! Sorry for the tangent :-/

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Alexander Graham Bell was named after a popular food called a graham cracker

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The elephant was based on the oliphant animal in Lord of the Rings