Chris Lawton

All opinions have been imported from my subconscious.

[Hannah Fry @FryRsquared]

That’s it, I’ve found it. My favourite tweet of all time.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is June. She learned this little move at the dog park. It's called a stickflip. Basically a kickflip, but cooler. 13/10

[Brick-Morpork @BrickMorpork]

“It was famed not for its beer, which looked like maiden’s water and tasted like battery acid, but for its clientele. It was said that if you sat long enough in the Drum, then sooner or later every major hero on the Disc would steal your horse.”

- Mort -

#Discworld #LEGO

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Unreal just how little these places care about their employees

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

A thousand apologies to @RosieisaHolt, @mattgreencomedy, @Exploding_Heads. But especially to @wsebag.

Sorry 😔

https://t.co/KH9vkOcbDr

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"If you can't afford kids, don't have them! And stop writing in to The Telegraph to complain! Cancel your Netflix subscription and stop leeching!" 😡

Colin from Portsmouth is disgusted by wealthy families complaining about VAT rises to private school fees.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Tory MP Huw Merriman cited R4's News Quiz as an example of BBC bias and mistakenly named 1990s host of Art Attack, Neil Buchanan. Have I Got News For You expected to be next in the firing line - no comment from Ian Hislop or Paul Merton (below with guest host Alexander Armstrong)

[The Touchdown @TheTouchdownNFL]

New Post: 2000 Yards Receiving – Can An NFL Star Hit A Benchmark Already Achieved In The CFL? https://t.co/yde61IN1dx

[Chris Lawton @timelord13]

#CFL #NFL

[The Touchdown @TheTouchdownNFL]

New Post: 2000 Yards Receiving – Can An NFL Star Hit A Benchmark Already Achieved In The CFL? https://t.co/yde61IN1dx

[The Touchdown @TheTouchdownNFL]

New Post: Five Wide: 2023 Week Eighteen https://t.co/EnctDW4Y8l

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

We meet three extraordinary young people and find out how they achieved so much at such an early age 🌟

[Chris Lawton @timelord13]

😂😂

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP blames Toby Jones & ITV for not making #PostOfficeScandal drama sooner.

[Ninety-Nine Yards - An NFL & NFL Draft Podcast 🏈 @NinetynineYards]

New Podcast Alert!🚨

We have a feast of football for you as we discuss Black Monday & which NFL head coaching vacancy we would most like to take. As well as previewing the #NFLPlayoff WildCard Weekend!

Available on video & audio NOW!!

📺https://t.co/WhAxzUynGX

#NFL #NFLUK

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

James Watt Brewdog's CEO is worth £262,000,000 he is refusing to raise the wage of his staff in London by the £1 an hour to keep them at the National Living Wage.

Brewdog is apparently a 'nice' company, but wage freezes don't seem very nice.

Do they?

[The Touchdown @TheTouchdownNFL]

New Post: Winnipeg & Montreal Meet In First Ever Grey Cup Matchup https://t.co/EqrSoq21ub

[The Touchdown @TheTouchdownNFL]

New Post: Are The Blue Bombers On The Cusp Of A True Dynasty? https://t.co/1GGcmWlIIY

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

Early colour photos of London before the Great War are incredibly scarce, which makes this autochrome of St Paul's Cathedral all the more special. Taken by French photographer August Leon 110 years ago, on Wednesday 3rd September 1913, it's a rare colour snapshot of the Capital.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

It's bin day tomorrow, and I'm reminded that the one neighbour who always puts their bins out before anyone else, prompting us all do the same, is a binfluencer.

(Not my invention sadly, but it's perfect.)

[Chris Lawton @timelord13]

😂

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP says if she called Rwanda system “batsh*t” that was just words and words change