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[alyssa @timelysss]

This season of Love Island is so fucking boring I’m still on episode 6 because I keep falling asleep

[alyssa @timelysss]

I JUST WANNA SEE A BOY BEG ON THE PAVEMENTTTTTTTT

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I always love seeing couples at the vet. Like that’s really your baby 🥰🥰🥰

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Imagine being so in love… I can’t

[NAUDIA @naudiad_]

call my phone and say you NEED ME BABY

[alyssa @timelysss]

Over 27 fucking with ppl younger than 23 is weird

[alyssa @timelysss]

Drake gmt no time to memorize 3 fucking albums rn!!!!!

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Had my plastic consult don’t wanna get too excited but 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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Kicked outta my house for the day bc the floors are being done…worked out for 2 hours and showered at planet. Now I’m eating turkey bacon in the parking lot

[alyssa @timelysss]

Yallllllllll who is she

[alyssa @timelysss]

Secured shoes for the bday fit for $7.34 😜 thank you saverssssss

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Reminder to blend your cottage cheese as soon as you get home from the grocery store

[alyssa @timelysss]

Went on a few dates with this guy this year and he had ugly ahh dangly earrings and long ass hair but NOWWWWW he post on his story short hair and diamond studs smfh smfh smfh

[alyssa @timelysss]

this song still pops in my head time to time and yes I remember every lyric 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[☆Sonya☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

Miley announcing she was leaving twitter with this video, rap, and choreographed dances 😭

[alyssa @timelysss]

:(

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First day of work post vacation…I left my work laptop at one of my families houses 40 mins AWAYYYYYY I wanna kms

[alyssa @timelysss]

My ex went and had a baby after me LMFAOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD

[alyssa @timelysss]

anyone else ever just chill in the BWI bathroom stall???

[alyssa @timelysss]

Ugh shout out the the angel who paid for my dunkin sandwich at the airport…she set the tone for the trip even tho my flight is HELLA FUCKING DELAYED

[alyssa @timelysss]

Insensitive af smh