MR. HAPPY

I HAVE FOUND SOME KIND OF TEMPORARY SANITY IN THIS SHIT, BLOOD, & CUM ON MY HANDS. ☻☻☻
DDDNE. READ ⠀URL.

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(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) x x x

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@STHRNHOSTILITY They wind out from the path that leads to his house, rolling into the main road. The view should be a treat— most girls only to get to see it once.

"Guess we'll find out."

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@STHRNHOSTILITY To him, it's all wrong; a kind of set design failure.

"Been a minute."

He lets it go. Opts to chew on idle chit-chat. Long hours ahead and there needs to be something to fill them.

"Used to go every year, every sunmer. Virginia Beach. Told it's a real shithole, now."

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@federalmutt || daily driving an old tacoma 4 sure. a very humble looking one bc I imagine he doesn't buy a lot of "new" fancy looking shit bc he can't flex his wealth. but then he has another classic "creeper" cargo van he probably drives a looot less often bc it's primarily for the obvious.

[dead, again @mothmortem]

“raping you” listen. i don’t know, this sounds like a cognitive distortion, how can we reframe this?

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Thru the aging speakers of his beater Toyota:

https://t.co/OKDhCXL6xL

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Just a shame. Young guy like you out here.. debasing himself. With these single mothers and crackwhores.

Shouldn't be like that.

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Man. Way bigger shit going on in my life. Wouldn't risk it all over a couple of blue-haired, ACAB, shitlibs from a decade ago.

[Snorting.]

Nah. Relax, buddy. I'd already have my dick in your mouth if it was.

[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

i bet with .. .. with patience. you could have. sometimes, you have to wait.

( jeremy closes his eyes briefly, exhales, & nods ) sure do. i mean, it’s alright money. . is that what you wanted from me ?

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Couldn't have gotten away with it. But yeah.

Yeahh.

[Chuffing around a cloud of smoke.]

Figured. You turn tricks up here, don't you?

[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

wow. i woulda gone and beat their asses till they couldn’t think of me without crying.

( he tucks the laptop under his arm and draws his knees to his chest, chewing on his cheek )
nothing i didn’t already serve time for.

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Go fuck yourself. Mad because my shit is kino.

It's okay, bud. Seriously. You're allowed to like it. I know. Girls get so much hotter when you can see all of them, inside and out.

[𝐃𝐄𝐓. 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 @Insomniachunter]

𝑶𝒓 I couldn't care less what you want and continue watching your Razzie awards bullshit with a coffee in my hand.

Maybe though if you promised to shut your face while recording the tapes I might reconsider.
Listening to you is worse than any tinnitus.

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Don't put this weird freaky witchcraft shit on me.

[DR. FRANKENSTEIN @_Play1ngG0d_]

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There exists some evidence of prior playmates who must've had similar toys in the form of scattered, raised, scar tissue; off-white and subtle.

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"Uh-huh. Just keep him mostly attached," he reached down to adjust himself, "and I'll cope."

Wife beater's peeled off. Dropped to the floor without ceremony. Big canvas of flesh waiting for him, then— soft, but well maintained. Heavy.

[⨾ 𝔓rinci. @DETENTIONVO1D]

⠀
it may become an issue for you in the.. longrun, if i decide to cut the head between your legs off first. instead of ignoring.

⟬ his dreads are wrapped into a thick low–down bun, surgical cart brought forward. elongated ⟭ ⇘
⠀

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@kittyzlut || literally what they r doing 2 me

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I'd miss you soooo much tho. Kiss-kiss.

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Could always pull your tongue out of my ass and pick up another case. Tell your supervisor you're too much of a pussy for mine. He'll probably reassign you.

[𝐃𝐄𝐓. 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 @Insomniachunter]

I've got 99 problems and you are 98 of them. Leave me the fuck alone until I've had a coffee.

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@Insomniachunter Come on, babe. Don't be like that.

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|| oh my fucking god. finally. what. they've been drowning me for like 2 days.

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|| can I post yet