tima

hi I'm tima I'm 20 and I have two cats
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[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first

[Connor! @DavidBowieYaoi]

Captain America waking up in 1964 and seeing the only difference is men can have long hair

[Diary of Abandonment @thequeenofrust]

Have you ever seen a cemetery with epitaphs like these?

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man

[🦴melodyx_o⚢💊🐕#k9 🐾 @shonenknives]

i 😭😭😭😭 i dont think “catch these strokes” is da phrase i wud use 4 dis situation 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Obsolete Diogenes @NotDiogenes]

Doc Mitchell run in New Vegas.

Make yourself look like him, kill him immediately, wear his clothes, sit down in his chair, nothing else

[tima @timerBELLER]

@LoeveTristan suspiciously oil field-shaped Alberta

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

Seinfeld episode where George cynically exploits Muslim guest rights

[Starcat is Back In College (scary) @AlmsiviSimp]

I love how out of touch budgeting classes all are girl said 15 dollar shoes or 50 dollar shoes ... Girl there are no 15 dollar shoes

[Sir Michael Vintage 🗽 @michaelisveryv]

Had a funny idea over the last two weeks about a group of Pre-war ghouls who had maintained a nuclear powered Strategic Command plane for 210 years.

Not sure how the logistics would work fully but uhh... I don't really care. It'd be cool.

[Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @highelven]

has ea done anything good with the studios they've bought out. it's always heres sports orgy 2026 and another fourteen sims 4 dlc at $29.99. fuck you

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

One of the funniest Walter White moments is when Skyler shows him divorce papers and his immediate reaction is to go “is this to punish me?”

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you

[☁️❌️ @propitusa]

@Queen_rata2 Try not to feel challenge

[☁️❌️ @propitusa]

I think children should have their own separate internet so i dont have to see stuff like this

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

This commercial is actually an attempt to envision how white guys who date Asian women see themselves.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Every one working in fast food is contributing more to society than like 90% of people elected to office.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol

[Jove's Wise Thinker 🟢 @ironcrakka]

my whole twitter ui is shifted like a quarter inch to the left