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lack toast and tolerant. self-proclaimed hypocrite. genius. visionary. icon. problematic. and blessed. ✨❤️‍🔥

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everyone meet me here when twitter dies

https://t.co/nlnVQRjEpM

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i can’t get “you’re blatantly just not me nan” out of my head

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popcorn and peanut butter for dinner again

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongeBob2]

A drawing from "Missing Identity."

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i’m on the window side too so if i wanted to move seats i’d deliberately be stepping over her. it’s too hot for this and lady i don’t fucking know you….. where is your spatial awareness

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tell me why i’m taking the bus home rn and there are plenty of empty seats but this lady decides to sit right next to me and then FALL ASLEEP ON ME ????? once again id like to emphasize THERE ARE PLENTY OF EMPTY SEATS

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the aforementioned baddie showed me a pic of hers and it was so clean and smooth. no stubble in sight. and she told me she doesn’t wax and just uses a specific razor and those oils and i was like that has to be sorcery

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ppl who prefer a bush free poochina…. i am trying to make my shit SMOOTH before i leave for vacation (without waxing) and one time i met a baddie who told me she uses retinol and vitamin c oil for hers. does that work for anyone else before i spend the money on products

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spongebob lovelypants i love you……….

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongeBob2]

Did you know Japan has a pink SpongeBob recolor known as 'SpongeBob LovelyPants?' Love the pastel colors!

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and did

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the mango dole whip in my freezer rn is about to get its ass eaten in celebration

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Mango Day.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

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thinking about this voicemail a wrong number left me this morning. so many questions

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then he asked me totally calm “is that okay? should people do that?” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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i try to be kind and understanding to the schizophrenic guy who comes into the shop all the time but sometimes he says things to me that put me so on edge. he just told me he “heard on the radio that people are drowning their families in their own blood” and i had to be like 😅

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i’d go see that its illegal to have sex movie if it was gay

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when will calico critters make a capybara set

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i feel so sorry for people who grew up in anti-spongebob households. all he knows is love and care for his friends and family, he is a beautiful creature with a kind heart

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somebody bought a pipe at work today and they pointed it out to me and said “i love that one, it says cunt on it” and i was like what??? cuz i had no idea but sure enough when i pulled it out it was a bowl with the word cunt painted on the design. i was gagged

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people who hate vegetables and don’t eat salads are finally winning

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hung out with my friends last night and had fun. life is worth living