📊 | LIVE POLL: As a matter of authority rather than title, who will be President of the United States at 12:01PM on January 20, 2025?
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The skies are looking clearer as users migrate from the big bird to a platform with smoother navigation. Competent leadership and stability seem to be making all the difference. 🌐 #altSocial#PlatformShift#DigitalMigration
Accidentally ran a full dishwasher cycle with a poopy diaper inside. Now it smells like garlic and chili, my dishes are stained orange and purple, and my dishwasher looks like it survived a culinary crime scene. #ParentingFails#DishwasherDisaster
Apparently, the Hitler Golden Walther PP doesn’t handle rain, mud, or repeated drops too well. Misfires every time now. Guess even ‘historical treasures’ have their limits. #CollectorProblems#RainOrShine
The sapphire cornfields stretch far and wide,
With cobalt kernels tucked neatly inside.
A rainbow of veggies, though colors are wrong,
Still nourish the heart and inspire a song.
Behold the silver pumpkins, round and proud,
Glistening like moons in a sparkling crowd.
While emerald potatoes hide in the ground,
Their glossy green skins make them easily found
Golden broccoli crowns shine with such grace,
Their buttery hue lights up the green space.
Turquoise tomatoes dangle from the vine,
A strange, azure harvest that’s purely divine.
Oh, the crimson cucumbers gleam in the sun,
Their ruby-red skins make gardening fun.
With stalks of purple carrots, so tall and spry,
They wave to the clouds in the lavender sky.
The Sun-Maid rows over the Clearblue see, casting its Rays on the Sure deodorant. Mountain Dew glistened on the Green Giant plane grass, while Air Jordans soared in the Heirloom sky, their songs a beautiful Tailwind of Morningstar piece.
The sun rows over the see, casting its raise on the beech. Due glistened on the plane grass, while birds soared in the heir, their songs a beautiful tail of mourning piece.