tim the enchanter

Bassist. Writist. Educatorist. Bad jokes. Quite annoying.

If you follow me, I'll probably block you.

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@megancallmemegs @BlondeMAGAinNJ Trump has a chain of graveyards.

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@pritipatel If you think he's incompetent, you should have seen the last lot! They REALLY sucked!

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@EstherMcVey1 This should really finish with 'then the voters realised it was the Tories oppressing minority groups, so they voted us out'.

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@JonnyTate @BoardofDeputies @JewishChron @JewishNewsUK @JewishTelegraph @Telegraph @FT @timespolitics @Jerusalem_Post @TimesofIsrael @Conservatives @DailyMirror Her party brought in many more restrictions on civil liberty, so not only is she an idiot, but a hypocrite too

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@EstherMcVey1 Your analogy contained a comparison. It's literally the point of the original text, but using being prevented from smoking outside hospitals and the Jews being transported to the death camps? Outrageous.

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@iamvinicius_snr He played Rugby for York City. I only found out because a friend bought an old Singer sewing machine. In the base was an old Yorkshire Evening Post from the 1950s, listing the team for that weekend's match.

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@MikeTilburn Permanent Waves. It's the one before Moving Pictures. You'll love it.

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@fesshole We waited until our daughter was 16 to tell her the almost untellable 'Simple Simon' joke. All that build up and she wasn't impressed.

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@trussliz @elonmusk @X 'Free speech' doesn't include criminal behaviour. Incitement to violence for example. It does, however include me saying that you were a terrible prime minister, and you should have the decency to stop pretending that free speech is under attack.

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@historyinmemes Sarcasm.

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@dunstablian No.

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@251menlove @ThatEricAlper I liked the song so much I found it on Google street view within about ten minutes of hearing it!

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@ilovenostalgia A band I play in.

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@Jenny_1884 *Some wealthy pensioners.

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@pollybirkbeck The Dooleys?

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@NoContextHumans Schnitzel

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@pollybirkbeck Barry Numan.