timfoil

Follow for niche and esoteric humor

[timfoil @timfoil04]

UCSB? How about u see some bitches

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Stopped by yo mama’s house so much they call me the pounding father

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Call me an eigenvector the way I keep people in line

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They should invent an energy drink for when you have to do work at night but you also want to sleep after

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Do you guys think the bowls are comfortable with this, or is it too intimate?

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My way of washing dishes is the only correct way. Everyone else is barbarous and uncivilized

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Joseph Fourier walks into a bar. He's a good customer; he comes in periodically.

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The dawg in me is curled up under a blanket with a book and a mug of hot chocolate

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My desktop actually has the perfect folder structure. Anyone who has more folders than me is an obsessive freak, while anyone who has less is an unorganized slob

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UCI really should give us a day off for lunar new year, seeing as everyone here is either Chinese or in the process of becoming Chinese

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"year of the snake" "year of the horse" ok but when is the year of the sensitive white boy with a good heart?

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Spotify has an interesting definition of “Jazz”

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When six hours with them feels like one then you know it’s real

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bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

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Bedtime gap relationship

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Yearnposting on main

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Practicing scales does not spark joy

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Someone should make an energy drink that tastes like tea but only has about 30 mg caffeine and is served hot

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@jocylynlin Timothy Lasater¹*, Jocelyn Lin¹*
¹ Biomedical Engineering, University of California, Irvine
* These authors contributed equally to this work

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I am not gambling, I'm participating in a stochastic model of resource distribution!

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Unfortunately the rate of book buying greatly exceeds the rate of book reading