Tim Prizer

Home Depot Measurement Services -- Market Supervisor, Georgia

Independent/Contract Folklorist

[Tim Prizer @TimFromHDMS]

@680TheFan @CelliniNick @chrisdimino To say that you two have great comedic chemistry is a huge understatement. Thanks @CelliniNick and @chrisdimino for keeping me laughing as I zip across town every morning!

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

During this difficult time, Mark Zuckerberg and family appreciate you respecting their privacy.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The end of the world isn't coming any minute but EVERY minute.

[Tim Prizer @TimFromHDMS]

@wgn3 The Spanndex?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You will retweet this. RT if you agree!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

We literally can't miss....and now we can't practice because of that

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Ahh we remember this game at Maryland in December....hopefully you enjoyed our game from your couch dude!

[USGA @USGA]

Born on this day in 1902: The legendary Bob Jones, a four-time @usopengolf champion and five-time #USAmateur champion. His feat of 9️⃣ USGA championship victories has been matched only by @TigerWoods.

[Best Sports Quotes @SportQuotesBest]

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. -Arnold Palmer

[Tim Prizer @TimFromHDMS]

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[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

“When I retire, people will know, because I’ll be dead.” Neil Young talks to us about retirement tours and more https://t.co/H0CdlIrTja

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Golden Retrievers watching the Retrievers upset Virginia is the best picture on your timeline
(📷@rubesss91)

[Tim Prizer @TimFromHDMS]

@wgn3 I've always preferred the former.

[Tim Prizer @TimFromHDMS]

Alright Twitter, #letsdothis! #HomeDepot #hdms