Tim Gies

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@TheOnion @grok what is heaven’s currency?

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@TheOnion @grok how would a caveman explain this satire?

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#NetflixFight

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@BigMeanInternet I wrote Leviticus, but not the one you’re thinking of.

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Accidental pinhole views through our blinds onto the toilet lid. #Eclipse2024 #EclipseSolar2024 #ToiletArt

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Pinhole through a @Kohls ad took another 20% off #ExlipseSolar2024 #Eclipse2024

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@adamcarolla Happy Grandma on the TV commercial is Cissy Davis from Family Affair.

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In this performance General Washington will be carrying a trident instead of a sword. @now_its_neptune #Hamilton

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@mbertke @drewhastings Kids down my street said "no ice". Cited Covid.

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@TMobile @Tesla I work from home. Instead of filling my tank every two weeks, I fill it every 4-5 months. #TMobileTuesdays #contest

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13 Angry Men #BernieSandersMittens

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Gies 2020
I ate a lot more Saltines in the first 17 years of life than I have in the past 40.

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More than three years later I’m still bitter this didn’t get even one like

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3:10 to Yuma Delayed to 5:12 #InconvenienceAFilm

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Great to hear how our federal government is motivating technical staff to use self-directed learning on @pluralsight to transform their skill sets and change the culture. #PSLIVE20

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@MrDavidAngelo John Krasinski rarely wears pants in SomeGoodNews https://t.co/sp1nxiBa5d

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My dad @timgies taking his [grand]children to work today... virtually.
@amfam #takeyourchildtoworkday #takeyourgrandchildtoworkday

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@psettel #iheartthecloud and I would love a copy of "Ahead in the Cloud" by @stephenorban

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@MikeBloomberg Using blunt force prohibition to drive markets underground can’t possibly go wrong.

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@me_irl Not lifecycle counters per se, but many examples of catastrophic unhandled overflows in this wiki article: https://t.co/nsbz2s7SL3

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