Tim Haffenden

Head of all the exciting technical stuff in a solar company. Lover of good food, banter, cricket, and real ale.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@GBNEWS I love GB News, but have just had to mute the TV when your new chap was reading the bulletin news. My son has just argued that if the man on the news is allowed to ignore phonics and not pronounce his 'th's, then why does he get told off when he drops his?!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@Nigel_Farage Andy Murray should stick to what he knows. Being an unadulterated misery and making the rest of us feel uncomfortable when he speaks at press conferences.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@A_E_Machines @FullyChargedShw @bobbyllew A great listen. James changing the world by getting away from mining rare earth metals. Explained in an interview with someone who crewed a mining ship (Red Dwarf) that couldn't find Earth!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@A_E_Machines Love this! Your amazing product is showing the endless array of potential vehicles and machines it can power.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@A_E_Machines Will done everyone at AEM. I've been following your progress and growth from the very early days (before you were even on twitter!) Another exciting milestone.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@CharlotteBellis Go on Charlotte. Try for the $10M yourself. I dare you!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@ChrisGPackham I think another tweet clarifying that to vote to end hunting on National Trust land you need to vote FOR the motion.
The wording is confusing, and I nearly voted against, thinking I was voting against hunting.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@FatboySlim top RH corner of photo... There's a House Martin watching the Seagulls game with us!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@padtheladizzle @Crocs Are you trying to keep the Corbyn memory alive by continuing to dressed like the scruffy tramp? I'll buy you a nice pair of Trickers mate if your plastic fantastics haven't arrived.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

failure. The amount of salt in the animal increases the amount of water that is absorbed into the pigs tissues, thus causing it to fatten at the quickest possible rate.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@skynewsniall I work in various intensive pig units in the UK. Huge quantities of vacuum salt are added to the the pig food that is sent to all the feeders. It's a balancing act of getting as much salt into the pig as possible in its few weeks its alive, without causing organ

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@charlotte_bbc @bbcsoutheast No matchsticks were harmed in the taking of this photo!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@charlotte_bbc Lewesians having 12 fingers and 12 toes always causes problems on election nights.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@charlotte_bbc Six or seven glasses of red wine may help put you to sleep Charlotte. You may slur a little in the morning, but at least it'll be entertaining for those of us watching!

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@Ocado Stop flaunting the @RnfrstAll_UK @RnfrstAlliance logo on all you own brand coffee. You are just trying to trick your environmentally conscious customers into buying a product which is [up to] 70% grown on land torched out of the rainforest. #amazonfires

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Good morning @GaryLineker since I always admired your shooting I wondered if you’d help me put an end to highly destructive shooting on driven grouse moors ? The poor hare below is one of millions of animals killed for this ‘sport’ to ‘prosper’ https://t.co/DnSB6Bo8Yh Please RT

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@EilishMccolgan Being a builder with a slight pot belly, I think I am qualified to say that you have the fine athletic body that I would aspire to (if I miraculously changed gender overnight). A sporty build getting confuse by jealous McFlurry eaters me thinks.

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@rowanhaff Reading and re-quoting data accurately?!

[Claire Cohen @clairecohen]

Did the PM tell Gavin Williamson 'it's my way or the Huawei?'

[Tim Haffenden @timhaff]

@padtheladizzle @jeremycorbyn Same as all Labour's fiscal plans Pad: Get Diane Abbott to think of a number... double it, multiply by the number of letters in your favourite vegetable...