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@sexxyloubob Hi peaches. I sent you a couple of links yesterday. Not sure if it was to this name.
Look up Nina Conti. She is a ventriloquist. Watch the videos where she has put masks on people. Hysterical
The magician is
https://t.co/DKvpl5yrK1

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@sexyloubob https://t.co/fwAd1mKWr2 is the stripping magician.
Watch Nina conti. She is a ventriloquist who puts masks on audience members. Absolutely hysterical
https://t.co/Hy1jtGB8Jg

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@JohnCleese The police are criminal in how bad they have become

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I never understood that.

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@qikipedia Why Exxon Mobil in particular? If I boycott anyone it would be Shell anyway

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@ClarksonsFarm1 That is fantastic

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I have been trying to get on it for ages but nothing doing.
So far on the poverty diet I have lost about 2 stone

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I would much prefer Rupert Lowe over Farage but either is better than the vermin we have had for as long as I can remember

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@qikipedia That would be me

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@NoFarmsNoFoods @ClarksonsFarm1 Just need to swap the R and the E around in Centres

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I have watched the first 4

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@BritishLadyA Hi Monty. Looking good. Did you have a good break xx

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@ClarksonsFarm1 That is my problem with most things to do with animals.
Moles are a perfect example. They were there first and some people spend all their time trying to kill them

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@JamesMelville @ClarksonsFarm1 They did issue one licence for gas in the Rosebank field.
They gave it to a foreign company.
fuckwits

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@FamersDog @ClarksonsFarm1 Pork scratchings

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@qikipedia Any idea what species?

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@fesshole Imagine their face if you said you had to give birth to son of lunch

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@fesshole I say windypops to my dog and myself
If I fart it is trumpies.
I'm 58

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@fesshole Hysterical

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@fesshole I might give it a go. I try to shave them but they bleed like pigs at the slightest nick