Tim Howd

Gloriously unhinged.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

@JBBooks76 @ABC It's always good to see a fellow American who knows that Christian values like charity and compassion are a load of shit.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

@nickortolani My favorite Capitol Riot videos are the ones of people smashing cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers and screaming, "We're doing this for you!"

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

Not even the worst nightmare
Has power over you
When it's 3:00 AM
And your cat is throwing up on your bed

#NPRPoetry

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

I am a Star Trek
Flea market
Action figure set
Unaware
That Kirk and Picard
Were not part of the same crew

#NPRPoetry

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

Smash me
Like a Danelectro guitar
On a Saturday Night Live monitor
I will not bend
I will not break
I will not even mention
The early pyrotechnics

Throw me in a case
And let's try again

Next time
I will try to be who you want

#NPRPoetry

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

I love you
Like a Phoebe Bridgers "Punisher" vinyl variant
Which reminds me
Can you pick up the check
I overdrew my bank account
On a cotton candy swirl
Phoebe Bridgers "Punisher" vinyl variant

#NPRPoetry

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

I will make you a promise/
And always fall short/
Like when #NPRpoetry said I had 140 characters to write a poem but neglected to mention the 10 characters their hashtag eats up, not to mention the space or return for a consistent look and feel/
Fa la la

#NPRpoetry

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

Say it, Meghan. Say it was the Queen.

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

Am I the only one confused about why so many straight, white, old men are clamoring for Hasbro to attach a huge potato schlong onto a kid's toy?

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

@good_mew Terrorists pose a threat. Cops killing terrorists is unfortunate but sometimes necessary. Was it necessary yesterday? I don't know, I wasn't there. But also: there was a terrorist storming our nation's Capitol. It *sounds* necessary.

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

"You did it without burning down buildings. You did without ripping down churches. Without looting. I didn't know that that was possible."

Speeches that aged poorly.

[The Hill @thehill]

.@donaldjtrumpjr speaks at Save America rally: "This gathering should send a message to them. This isn't their Republican Party anymore. This is Donald Trump's Republican Party."

[The Hill @thehill]

.@donaldjtrumpjr speaks at Save America rally: "This gathering should send a message to them. This isn't their Republican Party anymore. This is Donald Trump's Republican Party."

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

@JoshThomas87 Just watched @EverythingsOkTV for the first time, then watched it again within a week. Thank you for this show. The history of television should be documented as "before" and "after" Everything's Gonna Be Okay.

[cal? @cal_gif]

my thumb has been hovering over the tweet button for 3 days now please hurry and declare a winner I just want to be the first one to tweet “No Trump, YOU’RE fired”

[Tim Howd @timhowd]

Does anyone know any good @JohnKingCNN / "Don't Stop Me Now" mash-up videos?