𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣.

‍ ‍ ‍ We need a 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

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𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩 𝘼𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣.
33. White House communications director.
Fulbright scholar. crisis management expert.
kind-hearted, introverted, overworked.
opens for connections and interactions. ✶⋆.˚

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

Good afternoon.

The amount of bad news he has to process at work every day is bizarre.

[Antonelli. @italianspeeder]

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f2 driver. prema racing. mercedes-amg junior driver. 2007 born. Italian. virgo boy.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝙎𝙈𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙀. @TOXlCHARMING]

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[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@gottagayTM It turned you on?

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@GOBLINRICHES Trust me, Mr. Osborn, I know how to write a speech… I just feel like it all sounds like crap.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

Good evening, everyone.

He’s trying to write a speech…

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@GOBLINRICHES Awe, well. I’ll keep trying it…!

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

It’s hot outside on his day off…

Thought he’d try this 𝙎𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮 thing.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang Well, you and your coach must not be friends like we are…

Ah, yes, of course. That is funny. Ha-ha.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang We do, but me and the President have a very friendly dynamic. I’d never report him to HR or anything like that.

Wait, uhm—I didn’t say I was getting laid either. Lucky? I don’t even know what you’re trying to say.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang The President is a very inappropriate and crude man. He… heavily suggested it.

Wait, what? I seem unhappy? Uh… just because I seem unhappy doesn’t mean I don’t get laid. Getting laid can lead to happiness—not getting laid doesn’t always lead to unhappiness.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang Oh no, he is. I know that for a fact. No offense, but I am the one who works in the Oval.

He saw some really good midterm polling data, and I’m pretty sure he got laid by the First Lady the night before. Was practically over the moon.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang I hear there’s a lot of corruption in Korean politics. Impeachments and whatnot. It indeed sounds intense.

Well, I guess I saw him today. He seemed one hundred percent happy. Maybe because he’s the President of the United States.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang My being “kidnapped” is a joke of my own. But it is a rather restrictive lifestyle.

That’s quite the pessimistic outlook.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang Oh, ahaha. I didn’t catch that! My apologies.

…Yes, basically.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@GOBLINRICHES Do you mean that?

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@yourgoalhwang Wait—how is being in the White House a criminal offense? I’d argue it’s quite the opposite…

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

@elnoires Well, you do look good for your age. I couldn’t believe it, either.

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

Well, I find that to be pretty rude!

[𝙎𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣. @timidoperative]

Oh, I’m sorry. Am I more boring than staring at the ceiling for 40 minutes?