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[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@CODUpdates um disable grapples pending fix?

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

The deal that created the current Nigeria.

#PowerandPlunder11

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This man could travel to Lagos and participate in a sham election that is already largely pre-written, but he could not, and has not travelled to Ogbomosho to see the families of the teachers and schoolchildren who were kidnapped and beheaded few days ago.

How can you be the president of a country and the brutal kidnapping of little kids don’t faze you, the barbaric beheading of an elderly man doesn’t mean anything to you- the only thing that matters is politics and power.

You are nothing but a soulless demon, a heartless animal and an absolutely pathetic insensitive creature.

A complete calamity to all Nigerians.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@officialABAT You are cursed o. Proper cursed.

Multiple kidnappings and abductions from schools, you have no business with those children.

You're staggering through party politics.

You're a demon o. A proper demon.

Can't wait for the day we don't have to bear your ugliness anymore.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FOBroadband Imagine advertising something that doesn't work as advertised. Isn’t that a scam? Fix it!

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FOBroadband PSA: Do not buy that battery pack. I have had it for less than two months now and I already regret buying it. Even with constant power supply, it will shut itself off for no reason at all (all while fully charged). They have also refused to do anything about it.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FiberOne_help @FOBroadband Just did.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

Do not buy @FOBroadband @FiberOne_help wifi portable power bank. This piece of junk will shut off every two to three days out of no where and for no reason. You’ll complain about it and they’ll tell you they can’t do anything about it.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@renoomokri He’s rage baiting you. Don’t fall for it. You’d think wisdom comes with having gray hair.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@beejay0x @MTNNG To aid with your claim plus get a better idea of what’s using what, I’d suggest using statistics from your (settings -> cellular) directly. Immediately you subscribe, reset statistics so you get data based on new subscription. You’d be surprised how much you discover this way.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@wis3zl @udysznx Weird thinking

[iOccupyNigeria @iOccupyNigeria]

The Curious Case of Joash Amupitan and His Time-Travelling Stalker

Alright, let’s update the official story so it makes more sense.

We are now meant to believe that Joash Amupitan does not own the account tied to his name. Instead, everything is the work of an impersonator.

Not just any impersonator. A time-travelling stalker.

Because that is the only way this explanation holds together.

In 2006, this stalker goes back in time and opens a Yahoo email account in the exact name of Joash Amupitan.

In 2009, when SIM registration starts tightening, the same stalker somehow gets a phone number registered under Joash Amupitan’s identity.

In 2011, WhatsApp launches. Immediately, the stalker links that same phone number and that same email to a WhatsApp account in his name.

Through the 2010s, the identity remains perfectly consistent. Same name. Same phone. Same email. No mistakes.

Around 2020, fintech becomes mainstream. The stalker opens an OPay account. Same details. Same identity. Still no errors.

Then in 2022, an X account appears. Again, tied to the exact same ecosystem of email and phone number.

But the stalker does not stop at digital platforms.

At some point, they also manage to align this same identity with official academic records, linking it to Joash Amupitan’s role at the University of Jos.

So this is the story:

One person, moving across nearly two decades, carefully building and maintaining a flawless digital identity for Joash Amupitan across email, telecom registration, messaging apps, financial platforms, and institutional records.

No inconsistencies. No breaks. No deviation.

Just a perfectly synchronized identity trail.

All to impersonate him because this time traveler knew that in 2025 he would become the INEC Chair and his enemies would try to frustrate him.

At that point, it is no longer impersonation. It is long-term identity authorship.

So yes, if this explanation is what we are going with, then “time-travelling stalker” is actually the most reasonable part of the story.

In the meantime, On Bola Tinubu's Mandate We All Stand.

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FOBroadband need testers?

[Junior mafia @Junior_mafia001]

@FiberOne_help your network has been very very bad lately, takes hours to connect which is very frustrating, no response from customer care on WhatsApp and direct call not available, no email response, fob app says error!
Fix this ASAP it’s becoming unbearable!!!

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FOBroadband a whole week? Lol

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@FOBroadband who messed with the DB?

“{"STATUS":0,"MSG":"DB Error Occured. Check the server log","ERROR":"DB Error Occured. Check the server log"}”

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@Shredder8267 @wozzelsepp @Treyarch @RavenSoftware Shredder, did you play blackout?

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@Shredder8267 @wozzelsepp @Treyarch @RavenSoftware You’re happy with everyone using the same weapon all season long until a series of nerfs and buffs, rinse and repeat?? We’ve been doing that for how many years now?

[тιмiLSesi @TimilTweets]

@b_abiodun4 @tomisin_ms It’s giving tiny dick. But ride on pastor.