Timiny Cricket

Aspiring humorist, deep-thinker in pursuit of wisdom... using more than just his conscience as a guide.

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

Here’s my latest, greatest idea:

When you vote, your voter id states you’ve voted and then is saved as a cookie or something on your computer/tv/etc so that you no longer receive voting ads on YouTube or anywhere else.

I’m not your target audience anymore, leave me alone! 😂

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@gabryel49315699 @BasilTheGreat Blah blah fuckin blah

Nothing in the original post said Israel. So let’s table Israel for a moment

It would be a godsend fabulous change to have Le Pen, period. No matter what you’re saying about her, it would be leaps better than any alternative, ffs

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@BasilTheGreat 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@RuckFulesX @usanewshq Thanks for the reminder, we’re kind of proud of those wins. 🎉

Clinton and Harris were abject garbage, though. I’d happily vote for Gabbard, however.

[Marine Le Pen @MLP_officiel]

La Cour d'appel m'a rendu mon éligibilité, je suis donc candidate à l'élection présidentielle.

Désormais, j'effectue un pourvoi en cassation car je suis innocente des faits qui me sont reprochés.

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@piersmorgan Even if that’s true on some level, I am disappointed in the way you’re responding to this so coldly

I tend to really like you! But this is disappointing

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@Cursed_Galaxy @piersmorgan Let them eat tiki masala

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Essentially what has happened is that the decaying political establishment has imported millions of migrants from alien cultures that are entirely incompatible with the British way of life.

Those migrants have colonised large parts of our country, and live their lives how they choose to do so because our authorities are too frightened of being called racist to challenge them.

That has meant attitudes have flourished and spread which, in short, treat women and non-Muslims like shit.

And yes, I do mean that.

Conservative, Labour and Reform politicians are all directly responsible for this vast importation. Personally, I will never forgive anyone responsible.

Vulnerable working class white girls were treated like a piece of meat. Raped, abused, tortured, murdered. It was a racial attack, and it was a coordinated attack. All across Britain.

They targeted these girls because they were vulnerable, they were young, they were white.

Until the political class accepts that fact, nothing will EVER change.

These men do not live by the same rules as us - it is all beyond evil. And this is a coordinated network of organised crime right across the country. It is not random groups of scumbags doing this. It is a network. Organised. Ruthless. Efficient. It is an industry.

This is not homegrown. We imported it. We welcomed it. Embraced it. We continue to do so.

That was a choice.

Reversing it is also a choice. One we will make.

A Restore Britain Government will remove millions of foreign nationals who hate our way of life and have no reason to be in our country. Gone, and never allowed back.

With the British people’s approval, we will reintroduce the death penalty.

If a Pakistani man has been gang-raping a young English girl? Torturing her? Passing her around his brothers to also be raped?

We will put him to death. And I look forward to that. I really do.

Our report has outlined exact recommendations on what needs to be done to eradicate this cancer.

A Restore Britain Government will deliver it.

We will use the full force of the British state to crack down on these rapists and their enablers in the most brutal fashion imaginable. It will be swift and ruthless. It will be done, finally.

And I include their enablers in that.

That is why Farage tried to put me in prison. Because I wanted to deport complicit foreign family members. He found that so very extreme - admitting it on national television. Simply remarkable.

Hearing the evidence and testimonies provided to our inquiry, I can assure you that I am holding a moderate position.

I want the scumbags gone. Deported. Never allowed back.

For the very worst among them, I want them permanently removed.

Restore Britain will get called extreme, racist, islamophobic and whatever else by the Guardian, Farage, Nadine Dorries, the BBC, the Daily Mail, Zack Polanski.

I do not give a shit.

I am just grateful that there is finally a political party with the courage to do what needs to be done.

We are going to get our country back.

We are going to Restore Britain.

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@AndrewHWestern You’re an idiot

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[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Imagine if Restore Britain wins the next election and Keir Starmer is prosecuted for crimes against the British people?

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@mrsunshinebaby We’re adjacent to them.

OF COURSE we are more of a potential threat to them than China.

As long as they’re not hyper retarded, however, they can keep reaping the benefits of being our friendly neighbor.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

@atalovesyou You didnt send your best.

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@bruce_barrett The fuck is even happening?

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@Markfry809 Gonna celebrate him for the honorable man he is and for being such a soldier

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@Cyb3rGyk @OccupyDemocrats Nah we good. He’s crushing it

[Timiny Cricket @timinycricket]

@thatsKAIZEN Truth is truth.

If the women don’t see the truth, it’s on them.

We will see how NYC turns out. Hopefully that speaks louder to those women who voted for Mamdani.

Some people are going to be eating a lot of crow.

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@holmesp2009 @Lil_Sammy_Liz @VivekGRamaswamy Y’all have incorrectly claimed it for years*

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@ianmiles Nick Fuentes is garbage, and worse.

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@basilthegreat Fuck them.

I don’t know how they’re allowed to “ban” someone from running , but it is absolute bullshit and shouldn’t be allowed