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Kids speak the truth

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Here’s an idea, Elon. If you really want to cease advertisers from boycotting X, stop being such an unmitigated a$$.

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@MightySqrl The acoustics are HORRIBLE. Crappy bar bands over amplified in a hollow cement echo chamber make enjoying your good beer insufferable.

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@MBTA_CR Fix electrical at Auburndale station before someone gets fried.

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@chinnnie @PanMass Is there an early bird special ride for you?

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I get it. @fugakyu means haha you just paid $80 for a a few veggie rolls.
#BadSushi

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@VigoFoods I found a long black hair in my bag of yellow rice. (No black hair in my household.) Please tell me why I shouldn’t be grossed out.

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@NickGemelli please bring back Rich. I’m switching over to NPR in the morning. That’s what too much Fred can do to a person while @touchernrich is in disarray.

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@MartysFineWines refused to give me a refund on empty beer cans because they said they were "filthy." The outside looked exactly like when I bought them. They were empty. Am I supposed to sterilize them? I will never shop there again.
#beer #Newton #BadBusiness

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@KeolisBoston @MBTA_CR you are basically saying you just don't care anymore. #MBTA #CommuterRail

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Bard is a pathetic regurgitation of apologetic pre-written answers that sound like high school students wrote the code. I lost faith in @google. #Bard #Bardtest #BardSucks

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@fitbit @FitbitSupport might want to know the only good workout I had with my Fitbit was smashing the useless piece of wonky technology to bits with a hammer.

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@RGAY I thought Chris Rock was very funny. All comedians are a little caustic and offensive. If you don't like that, watch Nickelodeon.

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You walk up to people and say, "Hi, how are you?"
"Fine," they reply, "How are you?"
Nobody has ever said, "I'm sick." Or, "I'm depressed." Nobody cares.
So why not ask a random question instead?
Hi. What's your favorite food?
Hi. When did you last floss?
Other suggestions?

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@StopandShop should know, the obnoxious sing-song lady pumping out ads for your store over the PA will keep me from returning to your store until you stop.
#StopAndShop

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Dear @cvspharmacy this is why I shop at @Walgreens. They don't think I'm stupid.

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@cvspharmacy would your prices be lower of you didn't have to pay people to hang all the sale signs?
#CVS

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@Spotify "shuffle" feature is worse than if you asked a two-year old to do it.
#spotify #shuffle #suckage

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@KiteHillFoods sent me ANOTHER free coupon because yet ANOTHER batch had mold and here we are with ANOTHER moldy batch. @US_FDA
Should know. #Vegan #warning #mold

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The food scientists @GeneralMills might want to help their colleagues @KiteHillFoods . I've written twice with photos of mold in their cream cheese. They send coupons. And the next one is moldy.
#ConsumerAlert #WholeFoods