Tim Jones

Always a supporting character; never the protagonist.

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

https://t.co/pqGwyDujbI

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

@benlilford Is this the Ben Lilford of Psionics/Sonicflux/Translucent fame?

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Wow! Who knew that Shakespeare was a Swiftie? 😲

Apparently, the Bard is such a fan that he's put together a compilation of the funniest moments from Taylor's recent tour...

It's called "The Comedy of Eras".

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

2024 has been, in my opinion, the single worst year for music in my lifetime. There hasn't been a single song that I've really LOVED. ☹️ #SpotifyWrapped

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

RIP King Canute, 994 – 1035, who never got the chance to copy a file on his computer.

He would've loved being able to CTRL+C. 😔

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Wow. As a lifelong fan of The Boss, I couldn't be more honored to have his support.

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Thirty-four years, over 600 episodes... Why have they NEVER done a Christmas special called "Have I Got News for Yule"?? 🤨 #hignfy #missedopportunity

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

I really can't explain this, but if your favourite map projection is Robinson then you've probably got a phlegmatic temperament, if it's Goode homolosine then choleric, if it's Miller then melancholic, and if it's Dymaxion then sanguine. That's truly just the way it is.

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Here's a little-known fact about that Jeremy Clarkson show on Amazon Prime:

They were originally going to call its second series "The Grand Tour II", but then they realised that a load of French viewers might tune in expecting to watch a show about a big tortoise.

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

ANOTHER time traveller from the future?? What could it mean? 🤔
https://t.co/hx7fKubCTN

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

It's like everyone's just retrospectively decided that 1989 was the best album that year... 🤔

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

It's crazy that this album was absolutely massive 10 years ago, but everyone seems to have forgotten about it now. 😔

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Everyone's familiar with the more common types of sugar, like glucose, lactose, fructose and sucrose.

But not many people are aware of the sugar that was discovered by Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys:

Godonlynose

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Don't patronise me, New York Times, you know full well that I didn't get ANY of them. 😠

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

@TIME Why not just save everyone the time and announce Kamala Harris as your Person of the Year right now?

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

#OpeningCeremony

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Sorry, but wouldn't "Imagine there's no countries" somewhat completely ruin the Olympic Games? #closingceremony #ihateimagine

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

@SimplyCookcom Hi. I'm trying to restart my subscription, and your site's saying that I need to update my card details. Every time I do that, I get the blank screen below and nothing loads. If I refresh the page I have to do it all over again. Any idea what's happening? Thanks.

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

If my maths is correct, then, if Keir Starmer is still Prime Minister on 18th June 2029, he'll have been PM for longer than the last three Tory PMs put together. #GE2024

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

Who exactly ARE the people in these 131 constituencies that apparently think "Ahh, let's give the good ol' Tories one more try, shall we?" #GE2024

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

At least 36% of Lib Dem voters threw their vote away on a candidate that had absolutely no hope of winning in their constituency, as did at least 57% of Plaid Cymru voters, and at least 58% of Green Party of England & Wales voters. #GE2024📷

[Tim Jones @timjones86]

If my maths is right, at the last election:
• 29% of registered voters voted for the Tories,
• 2% voted for the Brexit Party or the DUP,
• (at least) 4% wasted their vote on a left or centre-left candidate that had no chance of winning,
• and 33% didn't bother to vote at all.