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@AutoPap Enjoy. Went yesterday, even the practices were a bit spicy. Bodes well for some good racing on Sunday. Jenson Button is pushing hard in his mk1 Cortina.

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@TheMVP @WithAC86 Interesting. Did the Pirelli's have 8mm to start? and are they self sealing like the Bridgestone's?

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@TheMVP @WithAC86 If they were Bridgestones they would have only started at 6mm!
My Q4 was delivered with Bridgestone Turanza "Enliten" tyres and I was very dissapointed to spot this. Due a service now on 22k miles. Fully expecting to be told I need new tyres.

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@Mia_Garcia_314 That’s an Omega Seamaster Professional 300M quartz. Definitely not a cheap watch from an amusement park. It was apparently bought for him by Diana whilst he was at school at Eton. Probably cost about £2k to by 2nd hand today.

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@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @TheReytons would be a great call!

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@AutoPap My cousin had a chocolate brown 3.5 v8. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. That along with my Dad’s Triumph 2500pi in the same colour.
Good old BL days!

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@_samantha8 How long ago was his knee replacement? It’s a massive operation, not to be taken lightly.

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@winner_zon1403 Looks like a partial knee replacement prosthesis. Femoral component.

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@tinndfishmonger Was told once by a Coca Cola rep that Coke Zero was developed to appeal to the male pallete as was the branding. In blind tests it was proven to be the case, most blokes also thought "Zero" sounded cooler than "diet", ditto "Max" with Pepsi.

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@AvonandsomerRob Christopher Ward. Good Swiss movements and great British design.

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@_samantha8 Also, the emotional roller coaster after this surgery is very real. I found myself crying at Christmas lights and cute dogs! It is worth it in the end though. I’ve got my life and fitness back 8 months later.

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@_samantha8 From first hand experience this is one of the most painful surgery you can have. Tell him to keep ahead of the pain by taking his medication routinely. No heroics here. Also ice is your friend. If he can afford it buy a cryo cuff it’s an absolute game changer.

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@apsamuelson @McSqueesh30 @RobDorsettSky This! 👆

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@johnrobinson07 The US always used to use a system called NTSC which was different to the UK and European standards. The joke acronym in the industry for NTSC was, Never Twice the Same Colour!

Seems it hasn’t improved much.

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@ListerLawrence @JeremyClarkson I had one as a hire car for several weeks whilst I waited for my first ever company car to be delivered. I’d ordered a E36 318i and was disappointed to be given this as a stand in. In a funny sort of way was sad to see it go. Was definitely a mile-muncher!

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@NUCLRGOLF Nah! Seen worse. Ball struck the toe of the club, hit the tee marker, straight over the player's head and into the bin behind him!
This was immediately after the starter questioned our 4-ball handicap of 24 as the other 3 of us had split the fairway!

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Hey @O2 any reason why you still have a mast out in the PO10 area after more than 8 weeks? I have 4 mobile contracts with you and have been unable to make a call from our house for over 2 months!
Can't speak with your call centre because... well I'm sure you can work it out!😡

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@Itx_moana Looks like a half knee prosthesis to me. Titanium replacement for a diseased or damaged femoral condyle.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat!

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@dailyecho Just as well capybaras are great swimmers.