ButTimKrepp

Husband to @kdrkrepp. Father to (redacted) and Other. Couldn't give less of a shit about fewer/less. Admittedly flippant. Google the rest.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Aaaassnnnnd....I’m out. Drop me a line at [email protected] if you need anything.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@MsMacNCheese Really, too much time

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Can I learn to code by 2 pm PST? Y/n?

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Why is this thing not dying already? I can’t wait here forever.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@LyshLorber Unquestionably.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

So what…we just sit here and wait? Will there be any fires or explosions or locusts?

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Promises promises

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

The prospect of abrupt and sudden destruction—through mistake or panic or anger—hangs over us at all times, so long as the weapons and the means to use them exist, @AthertonKD writes. https://t.co/u3g6XB8Wlv

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Huh. People are still advertising on here? Fascinating.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@KevinBrigger @rebecca_fachner Heritage not ha…oh never mind

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@rebecca_fachner Go forth and spread the Truth!

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

See? You people don’t even need me here!

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

I’m in Annapolis and literally everything is Navy.
And therefore I’m forced to remind everyone that the Sea is Bad, actually, and always trying to kill you.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

I’d tell you but, well, you know. You probably wouldn’t understand. It’s super complicated. I tried explaining but you just missed it. It’s from Canada.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Ok, fine, if this isn’t going to collapse I’m going back to doing what I was doing.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@rebecca_fachner Oh, conversation is wasted on them yes. That’s what they want. I’d most certainly not talk to them.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@SeriousLlama I bet you could still buy a baguette in Paris on June 14, 2022. Life goes on.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

Jesus, this thing is still going on?

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@20002ist Hard to do on a ship, yeah so a bit different. But I was fine. All they did was hate and resent me. As they’re supposed to.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

How the fuck do you people get anything done?

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

We’re down to the shit Halloween candy leftovers AND this hell sure is still here. TGIF my ass.

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@20002ist Me, daily, dealing with my sailors:

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@20002ist “Sir, how old is…”

“16 and guess what, you’re not leaving the ship this weekend.”

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@20002ist This one was on the wall of the the ship handling trainer in Norfolk

[ButTimKrepp @timkrepp]

@20002ist Can someone make a poster that says “it’s never your successful friends that post inspirational sayings?”