Timothy Kreski

CFO, sarcasmic expert, presidential frenemy who likes most people

[Timothy Kreski @timkreskin]

@elonmusk ,

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@BizceKadinlar Sonra da geber git gubre ol

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"Don't RT this"
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@united Yes I did MD. This is my third basic economy ticket. Denying check-in is a first. Please clarify the details

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@united , you guaranteed I will not buy another ticket.

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@StephenAtHome

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Dude at 3c is clipping his nails in the plane. Gate changed five times. One of the engines is not working. We are returning to the gate. Who knows how much delay? THIS IS A BAD DAY FOR @AmericanAir

[Timothy Kreski @timkreskin]

Enough shuffling already!

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Hey @AmericanAir ! Why are you changing the gate of my plane five times? Please don’t make me buy @united tickets again😢

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@AmericanAir What does “We count on our team” even mean?
Is this the customer service we should expect from american airlines from now on? Don’t worry I won’t ask for money :)

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Hey @AmericanAir! Is “turn on the lights if you want a beverage” your new policy? Or, was it because our flight attendant is a lazier-than-average employee today?

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@HamillHimself You need a job :)

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@cnni The answer is: NO!

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@TreeHugs23 @TheDailyShow “James Woods” made me laugh more than the rest

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@united Nope, you are not sorry. If anyone at United were a little bit sorry, it wouldn’t be the worst airline. Don’t worry about the refund, I already handled it through my bank. No way I am calling United call center again, waiting hours, and dealing with “dropped calls”😡 #unitedsucks

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@united sucks! Why? Because they charge for flight entertainment but the earphones and the video don’t work. Does this count as fraud? #unitedsucks

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@realDonaldTrump Your archenemy? Liberal hippies’ last hope? The scapegoat for you and putin? Repuglicans’ hate center? Cmon! Tell us already!

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@nadroj112800 @neiltyson Everybody knows you racist motherfuckers and your supreme leader don’t know the difference between greencard holders and undocumented immigrants.

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@realjeffreyross @TheO2 @chrisrock @michelleisawolf @anthonyjeselnik @nelsongeorge Look how much they smile next to Chris 👿

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@LadyPJustice @SarahKSilverman @FunnyAida @frangeladuo I am not pro-life, but it sounds better than pro-choice. This subject is lost in the lexicon :(