Tim Malins

Jam band music survivor

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@techdevnotes What an idiot

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@insultsrare I have

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@Travistritt You don’t know how to use an apostrophe. #apostropheabuse #apostrophemissuse #apostrophe

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@jsrichardson23 @SuckerPunchProd Playing now, the game is awesome

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@AdamCarollaShow Karen Karrolla

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@NinjaRockstr Because they hate science and love jeebus

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@pennjillette Harvard!

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I just want to say that the Jesus and the Donald Trumps were the the greatest North Americans to ever live

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@keithedwards Yang

[Teller @MrTeller]

At the end of OEDIPUS REX, Oedipus, whose hubris has undone him, hears these words, "Think no more that you are in command here. Rather think how, when you were, you served your own destruction."

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Trump's whole life has been a pretence that he always wins, and NEVER, EVER LOSES.

That's why he even cheats at golf !

He re-edits reality to protect his ego

This life-long pattern will not change

He will not concede

[Tim Malins @timmalins]

Gabriel Sterling, the Peach State’s voting system implementation manager says the Georgia football game is more important than the national election.
#redneckpriorities

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@RealJamesWoods Who wants to go to a mall anyway?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

There's something almost touching about the sight of President Donald Trump entering the final phase of his courageous battle against reality

[The Quadfather ♿ @wheelerreborn]

Hahaha @RealGilbert this is absolutely perfect. #Imagine #QuaratineLife

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@JohnDiesattheEn Stop putting those really difficult to remove labels on fruit.

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For fuck’s sake people , quit using apostrophes in dates.
It is 80s not 80’s. Just stop it.

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@RockstrNinjaGrl Also can we can past grown women dressing up as mermaids

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#jerico #jericorocks #jerico4christ

[Tim Malins @timmalins]

My wife’s thoughts about me creating a Christian heavy metal band