Timothy Mitchell

Aspiring Jack-of-all-Trades

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@EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @dbongino @TuckerCarlson Justice

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@LPNational No one actually thinks government programs have no cost whatsoever. This is a dumb argument that conservatives use to show they're smarter than liberals, when really, they're just showing themselves to be fools for thinking anyone is ignorant of the existence of cost.

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@AwardsDaily You pointed at low theater sales numbers MONTHS after the movie opened as a sign that the movie won dozens of awards because of an Oscars echo chamber. You even mention it's still showing on over 600 screens. I think it's you who should get over yourself.

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@RandPaul You're going to need to show your math, because you're either buying a used fridge or your grossly overestimating average wages in this country

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@kaye4927 @Harlan You really have no concept of how much more expensive college is now than in the 70s and 80s. You can't pay for college by working your way through it anymore. It's just not possible.

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@staySICK What's the job again?

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@Waughtemala It is flying down the street again, isn't it?

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2019 is starting out super fucking depressing. #newyear #sameme

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@staySICK @czechtwice For a minute I freaked because I want to get up there soon. Then i remembered it's the ID, not the airport, and my KS one works. Crazy.

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@staySICK @czechtwice Specifically, when did it start in WA? I heard all about MO.

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@staySICK @czechtwice When did that start?

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@SenThadCochran How about we unite to pass legislation to take weapons like that out of civilian hands instead of offering platitudes.

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@kacyas Adams' last words were "Jefferson still lives, " not knowing he died 4 hours earlier.

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Libs, Oct 2016: Trump encourages Nazis and wants WW3

The right: Stop being dramatic

Libs, Aug 2017: Even we didn't expect it this fast

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@kacyas You're very welcome. :)

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That moment when u get off a 9hr shift in food service, come home, and R expected to plan & cook dinner 4 ur gf who had the day off.

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@czechtwice I'm just saying... I'll take it.

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@czechtwice Hey, you're the one claiming BJ training.

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@czechtwice @kacyas You can both suck it.

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@czechtwice @kacyas like, invisible, ninja. 'Cause they don't exist.