Timmy

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[Timmy @timmof1]

@nicole_clash Typical Riot L. Wish you the best!

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Junior Bryan @BryanMaharaji]

Because i swear Diddy a Pedophile

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Why would it have this functionality!?

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

YA VA LLEGANDO DIOSITO A LA ÚLTIMA CENA HDSPM

[mor @moristiko]

@IdkTest_06

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

her name is ethel and she is gorgeous

[Timmy @timmof1]

10/0 AD soraka

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

me to the mf behind me in mario kart

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

Giving away a PS5 Pro!

All you have to do is retweet and follow ✅

Limiting to North America due to compatibility & shipping. Will pick a winner tonight and get it shipped out ASAP!

Check out my unboxing and first look at gameplay here: https://t.co/ZcEXbkmKe1

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

I'm gonna miss this

[B&S @_B___S]

Dogs never forget!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Ludwig tricked Tyler1 at TwitchCon

[SoaR Zelta @SoaRZelta]

MW2 Remastered is incredible, you guys are in for a treat next week :)

[Aimee @mochitokki__]

@InternetH0F Ayo where my credit at?

[jackie @jvckietruong]

fight at martin garrix 😭😭

[Timmy @timmof1]

@kristieepham Hey how are you

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

someone check if this guy is okay… 😭

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Timmy @timmof1]

@gianghoee Shopping for clothes are easier for men but gift buying for men are harder bc we don’t want anything 😂