Tim o thy 🏳️‍🌈🌈🐻

hello old and new followers

[Tim o thy 🏳️‍🌈🌈🐻 @timmoncaster]

@mateggleston @TheSimonC90 @pjsrobertson I don’t lol 😂

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@mateggleston I removed a carpet, cut it up and took it to a “tip” am I a man now.? I very tall man at the “tip” helped get it out the car. He was very visible either his high viz top.

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@mateggleston Only last week! I was gobsmacked 😶

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@mateggleston My husband made me go to fill up. I never done it in this car he bought me. Lucky for me a D.I.L.F was at the next pump to help. I did feel a twat when he said ‘need help with that bab” lol I said it’s my d-first time filling up the Skoda 😂

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@mateggleston I own a chippy. Mine is bigger than your s lol

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@stephen69817213 @PartyOfIslamUk @currys I wanted a vacuum cleaner, website said 1 in stock at chesterfield Arrived it was the display model only. They said they could get me 1 got my wallet out to pay. I couldn’t pay cash because it was an Internet order. I was stood in one of their stores but couldn’t pay cash LOL.

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@mateggleston Like that shirt

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@mateggleston @Bristolvor Seriously? It’s absolutely lovely.

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@mateggleston I buy them from Iceland so can have them whenever lol. That’s why I am fat

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@mateggleston Why not 🐶🐕

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@mateggleston I always add more Häagen-Dazs Rum & raisin tubs to make up the minimum lol. 😂

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@Yorkshirelad_1 Romantic ❤️‍🔥

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@mateggleston I want to see peen as well. Don’t leave me out lol

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@mateggleston Mine is bingo dabbers. lol

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@mateggleston My cat was obsessed with then!

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@mateggleston No way. Lived this show.

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@mateggleston What’s it like

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@mateggleston It’s all about Burger King and the Big King mate. We’ve had loads of Wendy’s open up near us and they used to be lovely but now everything is always cold even if you stand and wait it’s absolutely shocking.

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@mateggleston My husband has just rolled his eyes 👀 at me. There will be consequences, you mark my words. He is displeased I have told him I am packing in working. How rude of him.

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@mateggleston Quorn, no idea why. Looks so awful