Banana

sassy cat lady

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

When I’m talking to someone that I haven’t seen in a while & tell them I work for a chiropractor they always ask me if I can adjust them. Well unless I got my doctorate in the last couple months, no I can’t.

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@johnsummit Hot

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Biden should say hey folks here’s the deal, it’s not good to carry extra body fat. This virus seems to be harder on those of us who do. So here’s how to improve that. But no, we’re okay with people dying as long as we protect their feelings? I don’t get it

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Just imagine for the past 3 years if they had put half the effort into promoting healthy habits. 3 wholes years people would have had to change their lives, but no they’re lining up for their 5th shot or some shit. We live in dumb dumb world. I can’t believe it sometimes

[ari @AriannaDantone]

trying not to be mean to people when i’m anxious is one of the most difficult tasks i face

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

The seasonal depression is rough this year

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@breehenryy Just debating on not buying any 😂

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@breehenryy Same

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

The ones who think it’s just fine Twitter blocked, throttled, shadow banned dissenting opinions or views because they’re a “private company” would be just fine with an authoritarian government doing the same. Don’t let them fool you. Free speech threatens their fragile world view

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@domdolla I volunteer as tribute

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I’m not a huge violence gal but I do believe I should be allowed to punch one person in the face per year with no consequences

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

Anyone know of a good fine line tattoo artist in OC or Long Beach?

[John Summit @johnsummit]

babies should be stored in the overhead bins on flights

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@breehenryy Love you

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

I love this man

[Dom Dolla @domdolla]

Not the thirst trap you asked for,
but it’s one you deserve 💦 💙

[Tiela 🎙 @TielaKegs]

I meannnnnnnnn

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

@breehenryy You’ll be with meee for some of it I gotchu

[John Summit @johnsummit]

it’s leo szn bitches

[Banana @timmons_hannah]

My job is hiring servers pls work there I’m tired of working