Max Timmons

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ELECTRIC: TOM BRADY NARRATED THE GREATEST AMERICAN SPORTS MOMENTS FOR AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY AND IT’S AN ALL-TIME VIDEO.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

CHILLS. ABSOLUTE CHILLS.

[Kaylee McGhee White @KayleeDMcGhee]

My politics is whatever removes these people and their evil ideology from my country.

[Mooné Rahimi @hiitsmemooneh]

As an Iranian, I expected this one coming…

Iran just told FIFA to cancel any LGBTQ+ ceremonies for their “Pride Match” against Egypt in Seattle.

The same regime that executes people for being gay.

The same regime that murdered +40k innocent people in 2 days.

The same regime that Iranians are trying to get rid of.

But sure, keep defending them because “Israel bad, USA bad.”

Sorry, LGBTQ community… turns out the terrorist regime you were low-key supporting, hates you.

The blinders were strong on this one.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We tried to tell y'all. 🇺🇸

America is SO back.

[natalie 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺 @primadonnatella]

dude im not gonna lie.

i dont blame the right for wanting to protect western values and opposing mass immigration, bc what the fuck is this shit?

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

its genuinely been hilarious to watch like a decade+ of leftist filth and libtard propaganda get completely obliterated in 2 weeks

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Listen to this magic:

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“As we know, the English historically struggle here in Massachusetts.”

Such a casually brilliant line. 😂

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

How can America be this awesome???

Someone pinch me I think I’m dreaming!!!

[White Girl @WhiteGirl1776]

This is Tyson Goodsell he was a WHITE 17yo football player who was EXECUTED IN COLD BLOOD by a gang of Somalis in Mankato, MN on May 23, 2026.

Ambushed and shot in the head.

Tyson was gunned down execution-style in his Hyundai at 11pm after leaving work.

His car smashed into a townhome.

His mother heard the gunshots from her own house.

Main shooter Abdikhadar Fakhi Mohidin (20, Somali)

Accomplices Ahmed Fuad Mohamud, Ahmed Mohamed Mohamud, and Ryan Wolner also busted.

How many more young White boys get taken from their family before America wakes up?

Media blackout, open borders, soft-on-crime bullshit, and “diversity” flooding White areas….

This stops when we stop importing and tolerating it.

Deport them all.

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Ok… most of you know I was in the organic baby formula business, but what you don’t know is I dabbled in diapers as well.

I also know this baby2baby “non profit” and have had past interactions with them.. I’ll leave that out for now..

Let’s dive into this absolute grifting nonsense. Prepare to be shocked.

California is about to spend $20 million of taxpayer money to give 100,000 newborns 400 diapers each through Baby2Baby.

Do the math with me:
100,000 babies × 400 diapers = 40 million diapers

$20,000,000 ÷ 40,000,000 = $0.50 per diaper!!!!!

Now walk into any Costco in California and you can buy the same quality diapers for .12 to .15 cents each!

That’s $48 to $60 for 400 diapers.
So the state is paying 8–10x more per diaper than a regular family buying in bulk.

They could’ve just handed every low-income new mom $100 cash and told her to go to Costco. She’d get more diapers, better ones if she wanted, and still have money left for formula, wipes, or whatever the hell she actually needs.

But nah… that wouldn’t let Gavin and his connected “nonprofit” girls running the show there cut ribbons, take photos, do galas and be friends with celebrities and brag about the “first-in-the-nation” program while skimming their cut for “administration” and “partnerships.”

This is peak government stupidity!!!

Spend way more money to feel good and look good, instead of just trusting parents with their own damn money.
We’re not helping babies. We’re funding another bloated nonprofit-government grift.

Math doesn’t lie. The diaper math is brutal.

What a scam and a joke!!!!!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

No, AOC, the American Revolution was NOT “against the billionaires of their time.”

It was against a large, distant, overly intrusive government that recognized no limits over its own authority to tax, regulate, and eat out the substance of the citizens it claimed to serve.

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.”

Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.”

Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?”

Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.”

Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?”

Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.”

Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.”

Caller: “Right.”

Dave: “And now?”

Caller: “I work in government.”

Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?"

Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.”

Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.”

Caller: “I disagree.”

Dave: “What exactly did you build?”

Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.”

Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.”

Caller: “…”

Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?”

Caller: “That’s unfair.”

Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.”

Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.”

Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

MATT BOLDY WINS IT FOR THE WILD

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Ilhan Omar doesn't fight for America. She fights for herself.

She was elected to serve Minneapolis.

7 years. 3 bills enacted. Two renamed post offices. The third enabled the largest fraud in her district's history.

Where is she? Not in Minneapolis.

39% of her legislation is about other countries. Not your roads. Not your schools.

She voted against the infrastructure bill for your state. Every other Minnesota Democrat voted yes.

She's not lobbying for Minneapolis. She's lobbying for Mogadishu.

She stood in front of Somali-Americans and said: "As long as I'm in Congress no one will take Somalia's sea."

Elected in Minneapolis. Serving Somalia.

Her father was a colonel in the Somali military under dictator Siad Barre. Her family lived in a guarded compound.

She wasn't a refugee. She was regime royalty.

Her father served one of the largest genocides in recent memory. His army exterminated 200,000 people.

The unit: The Isaaq Exterminators.
The policy: The Final Solution to the Isaaq Problem.

She has never addressed it. But she has plenty to say about Israel.

"Israel has hypnotized the world."
"All about the Benjamins."

Accused American Jews of dual loyalty. Three tropes. Three fake apologies.

The House condemned the October 7th massacre 412 to 10. She said no.

When Israel recognized the survivors of her father's genocide she had nothing to say.

The same woman with an opinion on every other strike.

Scream about genocide when it suits her. Amnesia when it doesn't.

Her family fled Somalia like the Nazis fled Germany. They weren't refugees. They created them.

America didn't know. America let them in. Asylum. Citizenship at 17. Public schools. A degree. A seat in Congress.

Here's what she did with the gift America gave her.

She called 9/11 "some people did something."

Equated your military with Hamas and the Taliban.

Called this country "the U.S. goddamn states" on camera.

Then she took your money.

Her campaign paid her boyfriend's consulting firm $2.78 million. 50% of every dollar you donated. His ex-wife confirmed the affair in her divorce filing.

During the affair payments increased SEVEN TIMES. When she cut him loose the cost dropped by millions.

She married him.

His venture firm had $42 in the bank but claimed $25 million in value. The winery dissolved nine days after investigators showed up.

Omar flew to Estonia on your donations. Nobody knows why. Used campaign funds for personal expenses and was fined.

The grift started before Washington.

Then she enabled your district's worst fraud.

She wrote the MEALS Act. Loosened oversight on school meal programs.

That bill made Feeding Our Future possible. $250 million stolen. YOUR money.

Largest pandemic fraud in American history. In YOUR district. Through HER legislation. 60 people convicted so far.

Two days ago Minnesota held a hearing on her bill and the fraud. She was invited. She didn't show.

Committee chair Kristin Robbins: "She ghosted us."

She held her victory party at a restaurant whose co-owner stole $12 million claiming millions of meals that never existed.

Her staff called the investigation racist.

When asked if she regrets the bill: "Absolutely not."

Your kids were supposed to eat. Her friends bought mansions and $9,000 monthly Nordstrom bills.

Then she lied to your face about how rich she got doing it.

February 2025: "I barely have thousands let alone millions."

May 2025: signed a federal disclosure listing $30 million in household assets. Under oath.

September 2025: posted a TikTok telling critics to "learn to read."

April 2026: filed an amendment slashing the number to $95,000. Blamed her accountant.

$213,200 in income she never reported. $42 in the firm's bank account. $60 billion on its website. No SEC filing.

When a reporter asked about it she said: "I think you're stupid. I don't want to tell you jack sh*t."

That's your congresswoman talking to you.

She lied about her wealth. She lied about the fraud. She's been lying since the day she got here.

Multiple investigations allege she married her own brother to get him US residency. She has refused to release a single document.

The Vice President of the United States said on camera she 'definitely committed immigration fraud.'

This isn't just Trump. Biden's DOJ opened an investigation into her finances and interactions with a foreign citizen in 2024.

Her response: abolish ICE. Defund DHS. Dismantle the Department of Homeland Security.

Destroy the agencies that could investigate her.

Every dollar she took. Every vote she cast. Every speech she gave. Built on a foundation she won't let anyone look at.

Minneapolis deserves someone who fights for the city that gave them everything.

Not someone who took everything the city gave them.

She'd rather be on CNN than in Minneapolis.

Stop voting for her.

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Banishing a fan to Taiwan because he jinxed your team in the playoffs is the absolute funniest thing a professional sports organization has ever done and I don’t think it’s particularly close