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[tim pfaffenbichler @timmpfaff]

@Jared_Carrabis Rangers suck

[tim pfaffenbichler @timmpfaff]

How was this not called delay of game

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If your team is in danger of losing in OT just turn the lights off and act like nothing happened

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

LEGENDS 🥇 @usahockey

[Kayshon Boutte @KayshonBoutte1]

I’m sharing my story with @PlayersTribune in the hopes it helps someone else going through the same thing

https://t.co/p2qENUAOUf

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

Derrick Rose had the all seeing eye tattooed on his neck, but later got one over it that reads ‘God speed’. I was in Chicago the day he “tore his ACL”. It is said by many that that he was forced to fake his injury because he wouldn’t partake in the rituals & sacrifice, forever altering his career. He basically says this in this interview. #NBA #Bulls #rituals

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

No one believed in him.

Everyone thought Merab would walk over him again.

The ones who picked him didn't believe he could win via decision.

Petr Yan proved all of us wrong 🫡

[Colby @cl_all_day]

Boss asked if I was babysitting my drink with $500 left on the tab and 2 employees left at the bar

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

The NFL overdid it with the ‘Madden-ing’ stuff today. Like, I get it. But what’s with this Christ-like worship of Madden? Here’s Jason Garrett making up a story about how he froze a turkey leg from 1993 that John Madden gave him. More pro wrestling. #madden #maddening #NFLWWE

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Would Aroldis Chapman ever play for the Yankees again?

“No way. Not even dead. If I were told that I was being traded to New York, I’d pack my things and go home. I’ll retire right on the spot if that happens. I’m not crazy. Never again … I dealt with a lot of disrespect there.”

(via @SwingCompletoBB)

[Ty @balldontTy]

not gonna lie, never been a Silver supporter. Hated the direction he’s taken the league w gambling, the sprawling streaming mess. he’s flat out ruined AllStar Weekend. he’d sell his own soul for advertising space - the courts are covered, refs rocking Emrites patches, teams wearing advertisement on jerseys.

his one achievement is maybe the NBA Cup, which is fine.

also my tinfoil hat conspiracy is that he orchestrated Luka to LA for Flagg, tho it’s impossible to prove.

either way, I think he genuinely fucked up w clearing Rozier & he’s had numerous gambling scandals on his watch now - it’s time to end the Silver era.

[Eric O’Flaherty @EOF34]

5 total college offers between two cy young winners. Probably not a big deal if your 12 yr old has a rough tournament.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Russell Westbrook is signing with the Sacramento Kings

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Devon Birdsong @DevonBirdsong]

When you consider that Pop's ideal retirement with his wife was tragically taken away from him, and then he was robbed of his backup plan by a stroke, it's incredibly moving that the franchise and players are so visibly taking care of him

You rarely see behavior like this in Pro Sports

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

We’re back.

[Matthew Crory @matthewcrory]

IVE NEVER HEARD WILYER SOUND LIKE THIS 😭😭 GOT ME HYPED

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

Corso going out with this pick would prove the CFB gods are real

[LeiterIsKing @LeiterIsKing]

The Mariners booth let this kid call play by play for one batter and the first pitch he calls Jacob Wilson hits home run 😭😭😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

This shot.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

It’s simple.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Roman Anthony this season:

159 AB
.283 AVG
.828 OPS
131 wRC+

Signed an 8-year, $130 million extension with the Red Sox.