Chris Timms

Husband, father, facilities management professional, & coach of St Francis Rangers U11’s. Love golf, Man Utd & FM. Views are my own, especially the good ones!

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

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[Mitie @mitie]

This month we’re shining a light on our Mitie Military network, supporting veterans and their families.

Thank you to our network for their inspiring work creating a culture where everyone feels seen, heard and supported.

Explore more > https://t.co/Lim9jJMRf2

#MitieMilitary

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Looking to boost your productivity and performance, but not sure where to start?

Discover ‘The Productivity Reset’ report to uncover your workplace inefficiencies… and how you can take it from a cost to lever for growth.

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#Workplace

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@LukeShaw23 @theowalcott is this you guys in the mini bus? That’s my Dad handing over the keys 🥰

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

Congratulations to our St Francis Rangers on a well deserved promotion! Thanks to the @TyroLeague for a brilliant event this morning ⚽️🏆🏆

[Mitie @mitie]

We’re transforming our customers’ places with our technology, innovation and passion.  

Want to unlock the potential of your organisation’s places?

Discover how Mitie can transform assets and sites into high-performing places > https://t.co/iLOakWLWhn

#HighPerformingPlaces

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We're delighted to announce that our Mitie team on the Phoenix contract have been awarded World Class accreditation by Hospitality Assured.

Congratulations to all our colleagues involved!

Read more > https://t.co/uOiku3E5jh

#Award | #HighPerformingPlaces

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EVs, low-carbon heating and supplier engagement: How Mitie decoupled emissions from growth https://t.co/RK9uXwJkv4

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@oasis It’s 8am c’mon you know

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@McDonaldsUK some feedback: add mayonnaise sauce as a dip for fries 😋; get rid of sweet and sour 🤢 add onion rings to the menu. You’re welcome 😉

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@Cass_Pennant @England Embarrassing 😳

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

#ManUtd #FACupFinal #FatherandSon #Memories

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@OctopusEnergy #OctoPlusOne I’d like to nominate my friends @stjimmer @pinkbiatch1, They’ve been through a lot over the past few years. With James’ life changing surgery to Rachel’s care for her elderly parents, there couldn’t be a more deserving pair to win the #Glasto tickets

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@sheriff_shaider @crazyclips_ Because he is a cunt

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@crazyclips_ The girl in the hoodie would clearly destroy the young cunt trying but failing to hurt her. All the others are weak wankers with nothing meaningful in their lives but to watch the cunt try to humiliate her target and fail 👊🏻

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

If anyone fancies a wee punt on Cheltenham then at 4.45pm today the horse is called Creosote 🐎 Apparently it’s good over fences.

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

Proud Grandad and man of the match ⚽️🏆

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

This is why football fans are daft……… ⚽️🙄

#comedy #standup #comedian

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@Teamgrassroots_ Quality. The result of good coaching and parenting right there ⚽️🥳👌🏻👍🏻👊🏻

[Chris Timms @Timmsy007]

@savegrassroots Our U11’s have only played a couple of games this season due to waterlogged pitches. It’s a nightmare for the boys. More all weather pitches needed!