Timothy Thelen

Tweets may turn quickly from politics to humor and back again. Not responsible for your whiplash.

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

When Elon has to sell twitter, how much will he get?

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

#SupervillainACelebrity

Sheryl Scarecrow
Lex Luthor Vandross
Steve Pengwynn
Joker Rogan
Manta Ray Romano

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Lauren Boobs Hurt is an awful human being. A moron. And soon to be unemployed.

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

If you want the gop to care about gun violence, start calling guns "Post Birth Abortion Machines."

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

GOP states taking away women's choice are probably going to be filled with Dickensian styled orphanages soon, since they don't believe in helping people who need assistance. They already want kids to work in factories. Might as well force them to do so.

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Between guns, disease, and climate change, republican policies kill tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of people a year. Not just in America. They are a scourge affecting the entire world.

[Rep. Noah Arbit 🇺🇦 @NoahArbit]

Seeing someone who has been calling me a groomer and a pedophile every day since I took office now being charged with multiple felonies by the Attorney General for conspiring to commit election fraud is a special kind of schadenfreude. Hope you have a good lawyer @MeshawnMaddock!

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Has Trump accused the Bidens of killing Tupac yet?

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

@StaceyJSReports @MoodyLoner Yes. My grandmother's older 1/2 brother was Indigenous on his father's side.

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

@anylaurie16 They obviously thought it was more important to have billion$ to leave to their kids than a world that could support human life.

[Bolts @boltsmag]

In 1999, Louisiana death row prisoners secured the right to have lawyers represent them in their post-conviction appeals. Together with improved access to pro bono legal service, this has led to an astonishing 82% of convictions being overturned on appeal: https://t.co/0lUKZvrumZ

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Do you think the next round of indictments will put Donald into triple digits? 🤔😀

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Smells like a skunk 🦨 was in my yard. Not cool. I hope he doesn't take up residence in the neighborhood.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING: Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel has just announced felony charges against 16 Michigan residents "for their role in the alleged false electors scheme following the 2020 U.S. presidential election."

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Trump hoarding Jewish artifacts at Mar-a-Lago. Too bad the Ark of the Covenant isn't among them. Make melting the faces off Nazis great again.

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

#FeedAMovie

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

Twelve Hangry Men

#FeedAMovie

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

If Giuliani did indeed flip, how long till the maga start calling him a Never Trumper?

[Timothy Thelen @timmthelen]

The maga love their made-up pics of Donald holding a machine gun.

Know why you can tell he's never actually held one? He hasn't shot himself, yet.