An Ukrainian soldier put many QR codes on his tank to shield it against Russian drones. His comrade got confused.
The soldier explained to him: Russian drones use Chinese chips, which automatically scan Temu QR codes then start shopping, forget about the war... Later burdened with debt, then gave up.
An AI video.
Here’s what I plan to do to, to get my £40k in 10 easy steps
1/ fly to France
2/ leave my passport there
3/ hire a dinghy boat
4/ sail to England
5/ get arrested
6/ claim I can’t speak English
7/ enjoy free hotel accommodation, 3 meals a day, an iPhone and pocket money
8/ get offered £40000 and flight back to France
9/ pick up my passport
10/ fly home, £40000 richer
@coleybbq Go through a speed camera at 90 on the speedo, make a mental note of the speed on the sat nav. Wait a few days for confirmation via letter of actual speed. 😀
@oddersocks Was delicious, Spanish something, with Spanish something sauce. Wanted to make some patatata bravas, but missus is flying to tomorrow and did not want to risk a poo on the plane 🤣
@NolanW1984 @oddersocks Yes was bone in ribeye, cote de beuf as called over here. Potatoes out of shot but were thick cut fries (chips over here) cooked in tallow (beef dripping over here). Gravy stuff was peppercorn sauce which is ok with the odd slice but could have been more peppery.