Tim Pontin

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

New toy today. Missus was less keen to meet number 7. Broke in with rib of beef.

[Bin Xie @bxieus]

An Ukrainian soldier put many QR codes on his tank to shield it against Russian drones. His comrade got confused.
The soldier explained to him: Russian drones use Chinese chips, which automatically scan Temu QR codes then start shopping, forget about the war... Later burdened with debt, then gave up.

An AI video.

[Jonny B ג'וני ברהם @jonnybraham]

Here’s what I plan to do to, to get my £40k in 10 easy steps

1/ fly to France
2/ leave my passport there
3/ hire a dinghy boat
4/ sail to England
5/ get arrested
6/ claim I can’t speak English
7/ enjoy free hotel accommodation, 3 meals a day, an iPhone and pocket money
8/ get offered £40000 and flight back to France
9/ pick up my passport
10/ fly home, £40000 richer

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@coleybbq Go through a speed camera at 90 on the speedo, make a mental note of the speed on the sat nav. Wait a few days for confirmation via letter of actual speed. 😀

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@love2bbquk @SmokeAndFlameUK Nice 😍

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@coleybbq @oddersocks Under strict instructions ' 7:15 am flight no f**king chillies please' 🫤

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@markie_q_bbq @oddersocks Yes they are, good spot

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@oddersocks Was delicious, Spanish something, with Spanish something sauce. Wanted to make some patatata bravas, but missus is flying to tomorrow and did not want to risk a poo on the plane 🤣

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@love2bbquk @SlowNSear Margarte seems excited about them

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@markie_q_bbq @oddersocks Put them in the greenhouse too early, today was recovery day. Most will be OK I think

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@markie_q_bbq @oddersocks Very poor chillies this year 😢

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@BubbleBullQ Classic!

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@BubbleBullQ Oh nice

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@oddersocks Cracking lad 👦

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@coleybbq @BubbleBullQ @oddersocks Best all round food of the trip!

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@love2bbquk @Swaledalefoods @oddersocks @markie_q_bbq @coleybbq @SmokeAndFlameUK @WeberGrills @HeatBeadsBBQ @SmokewoodShack Belter Phil

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@Bigkproducts Coming back from a Texas road trip and attempting a full Brisket, was shocking 😲

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@NolanW1984 @oddersocks Yes was bone in ribeye, cote de beuf as called over here. Potatoes out of shot but were thick cut fries (chips over here) cooked in tallow (beef dripping over here). Gravy stuff was peppercorn sauce which is ok with the odd slice but could have been more peppery.

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@markie_q_bbq @oddersocks Adds to the challange standing 20 foot away 😆

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@oddersocks @TheSmokeyCarter Nice mate!

[Tim Pontin @timmyP45]

@Glitch33 @IncCombustion 🙃