Timmy Jim

A man, if he be active and energetic, can hardly fail, be he never so selfish, of benefiting the general public interest.

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@BWalkerSEC Had to happen. It was about to be an unreachable number if they didn’t go to a reliever

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@BWalkerSEC They need to take him out right now. It’s about to be a blowout

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@nytimes & @sheeraf call Hamas, a terrorist group whose constitution states “annihilation of all Jews from the earth to cleans us of the rats” as kind militants, while Jews are called Jew extremists/terrorists @bariweiss https://t.co/z49U9xM0bI

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@JennyT980 @FrankieBorrelli Frankie LOVES the milfs

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@UncleChaps My into tweets to my gf.

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@thecasepodcast Faith Roach pronounced her name “Fythe” not faith.

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@_willcompton @BarstoolBigCat What an original, never used before quote!

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@DaveVescio Are you attempting to say you coined this quote that’s been around for a decade absolute scumbag

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@Shelle111 @stoolpresidente Get lost. Nobody cares about your sob story.

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@stoolpresidente What’s been worse since April, your parlay choices or $PENN stock?

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@APDSmith Is there any particular reason @albanypd does nothing when vandals break into cars and destroy property. I waited 47 minutes after calling 911 three tomes before police showed up at the scene of my vehicle. Meanwhile crazies riding dirt bikes and atvs roam unmolested.

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@stoolpresidente Can’t tell if you’re in on the joke that you look exactly like the one armed homeless crack head or not. It’s uncanny how much you look like him.

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@BarstoolBigCat To be fair the last few RNRs have been awful. I know it’s not your fault, I don’t blame you for milking the one second of excitement in 3 hours of snooze fest. But to keep charging $20 is a wild move. Each show you guys mail it in more and more. The best show ever was the $5 one.

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@stoolpresidente HEY DAVE REMEMBER WHEN YOU RANTED ABOUT 1000 TIMES THAT $PENN WOULD NEVER EVER GO DOWN AS LONG AS THE REST OF THE MARKET IS ALSO NOT GOING DOWN. THAT TURNED OUT WELL! YIKES! SELL! SELL! SELL! THE BOAT IS SINKING! DAVE’S SKIN LOOKS LIKE A BURNT CRISP, DRIED UP SOMBRERO! YIKES!

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@JeffDLowe where did you see that the Find My iPhone app uses other user’s phones to find yours. That’s just false. GPS uses satellite triangulation of 3 satellites in orbit and search via cellular connection uses multiple towers to triangulate location, not other people’s phones

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@nypost “A background document added that Black men made up 75 percent of suspects whose race was identified.” Black people should be asking themselves why they make up 11% of the population but 75% of the crimes. Maybe then black people will stop getting identified in the crime reports?

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@robertAbooey This guy @RahsaanSalaam can suck a big ole bag of dicks. Anyone who tries to bring someone down for being excited about their team, especially one so mediocre for so long, is just projecting their own insecurities and self-doubts outward at the world. This guy SUCKS. Always has.

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@stoolpresidente @UF paid you $40,000 for a 1 hour speaking engagement? I didn’t even know colleges paid speakers. That’s extremely gross on a number of levels. They paid you 1 student’s yearly tuition for 1 hour of ass kissing? And people wonder why the university system is so corrupt and broken