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[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I’m turning off this game I can’t watch these ridiculous penalties anymore #TENvsJAC

[Double Downey Jr. @mattkerr88]

Draft day starts with a sick sando to the face

[samuel kerr @samuelkerr]

I couldn't find a good profile on the notorious 1990s Vancouver gangster, Bindy Johal - so I wrote one. If you have a few minutes, check it out, his life was completely insane.

https://t.co/ryoOfC7WRA

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

@samuelkerr What’s the point otherwise?

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Does Brett Kavanaugh like drinking beer? Here, let him tell you.

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

@samuelkerr @MovistarBasket @luka7doncic @rbanksYVR This is how you basketball

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

This is what happens when you’re all work and no play...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Joe, I no more gave you that right than you gave your ex-wife the $117,437 in child support you owed to support your three kids. https://t.co/ZoCDWyXLL1

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

RIP racism(1492-2018) https://t.co/ikE5nIMJd0

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

I just told my wife Steve Bannon turned on Trump. She responded, “The Hulk?”

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

I think the nfl refs should give the pats presents before the game. That way they don’t have to give them so many gifts during the game.

[Bob Heaning @BobHeaning]

They say gambling is a disease... but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money- Norm MacDonald

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

Starter home for $3 million. Hahaha https://t.co/jGtIXY17ef

[Hutchyman @Hutchyman]

#vanre $2,880,000, $2,730,800, Sold $2,600,000. Tax Assess $2,853,500. "Excellent starter home or investment/holding property in Dunbar, 33x125.4 Lot with large south facing yard."

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

@MarketWatch @kjhroyals Bargains available in USA Canada.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head

meanwhile, inside my head:

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

I tried to Make America Gamble Again but at least for Wk4 there's probably no pod happening. Sorry not sorry.

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

@alexfan590 This is awesome.

[Alex Seixeiro @AlexSeixeiro]

No words. https://t.co/btsaBZLrpf

[timmy apollo @timmyapollo]

Wk2 4-1, Wk3: Bal -3.5, Den -3, phili -6, Tenn -2.5, Oak -3 Kinda itchin to do a pod.