tim, dangerous bad boy

I’m actually a really normal and cool guy

[tim, dangerous bad boy @timmycoors]

25 year-old that just got a DUI:

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

nothing before 26 counts. if you're younger than 26 and reading this and thinking "hey, I'm younger than 26 and what I'm doing counts" sorry, it doesn't

[tim, dangerous bad boy @timmycoors]

@ProfDuff Current favorites in my collection

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@Goldiex331 @JNay_LSS

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@ethnicohioan In-N-Out's whole thing was being dirt cheap, especially in California, but still better than other fast food. They already raised prices a couple times since 2020 and that image took a hit. I think it makes sense to claw back at their affordable reputation

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@BarstoolSyria I know it’s a trite observation at this point but it’s insane how dogshit this fit is.

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@metalgearobiden Earlier iterations at least understood we actually do live in a society. This new right cannot fathom any negative consequences from burning the world around them if their house isn’t directly consumed by the flames

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Philly

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@biasedninersfan hasn't been the same player since he got hurt

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@urphillypal Watched somebody completely blow a stop sign, on their phone, right in front of a cop yesterday. There’s just no downside for driving dangerously. They get where they’re going faster. No risk of being stopped. No risk of a fine. Things won’t get better until that changes.

[tim, dangerous bad boy @timmycoors]

[Poly person listening to sad Marvin Gaye songs] that wouldn’t bother me at all actually

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@BarstoolSyria I only went a couple times growing up, but I still don’t really get the gilroy stop. It would need a robust rental car station (or more granular, regional transit) to make any sense stopping there

[Kirk A. Bado @kirk_bado]

"That's a tough one-getting hit with those bullets." — Trump on Corey Comperatore's death at his rally

[tim, dangerous bad boy @timmycoors]

Thinking about the time someone told me they were bicoastal in response to me asking where they’re from and unconsciously crushing the can key lime lacroix in my hand

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@StoudtBaby Brad Pitt would have been so sticky in Oceans 11 if he was a pear guy.

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@billybrizzle420 Just a hard-working, blue collar guy doing important stuff. Like shuttling around my Costco purchases and accidentally backing over my own son in the driveway.

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@nikoldershaw My cross country flight routine is watching Casino and then listening to the coward hour eps that are still saved on my phone to fill out whatever’s left

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@big__jule It looks like a vanity fair cover

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Probably not great that casey schmitt’s balls showing through his pants is one of the bigger offseason stories coming out of the giants locker room

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In DC

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@big__jule Lmao

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My feed is full of dua lipa at the emmys and super bowl press conferences if your feed thinks you want to see drakes penis thats on you