Tim Dikko

Likes : Lasers
Dislikes : Spiders
Hobbies : Telling spiders I have lasers

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Roger Less. Roger Moore.

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@ThinkBeautiful_ She was in the Royal Family & went to plenty of dinners, events, get-togethers, but THIS her idea of a well hosted night. Good God, she took nothing from the time she was there, she obviously knows how to do it better looking at this 🤨.

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@schristina782 @MeghansMole She's probably on the wine already, so you're not getting any coffee🍷
There might be some in the oven with the quiche keeping warm ? I'll have to decipher the note of scribble

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Are they still in their Halloween costumes ? 🤔

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@QLoTII This has the stench of this one's wife's ideas. She tends not see past the first impulsive response of a simpleton. Thicko just dribbles and agrees to go along with it.

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@PicturesFoIder It was 100% guaranteed the birdhand would make an appearance from this nutter 😂

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@soundstoryuk " Don't Go " for me. Superb track 👌

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@LoubugWindsor Who's taking the pictures though 🤔 ?

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@paulamatanovich Terrible Photoshop skillz

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@SwipeWright

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@MeghansMole Look where the left sleeve is turned up, just in front of that, the forearm / shirt is weirdly mixed - just like a very bad photoshop job. The left hand ? Hand...erm, my hand doesn't look like that from that angle - a weird three digit probe with a white outline. Hmm. Awkward.

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@TribesBritannia Glorious 😂😂😂

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@soundstoryuk @depechemode Perfect ! This was the first 7" vinyl record I ever bought with my pocket money as a kid. Love it mate👌

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Introducing " Tikka " a new addition to my sister's family. Have you ever seen a cuter fluff ball ? 🥰

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@desdelboy I'm in !
Skål 🍺

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@desdelboy I'm in mukka👍
Take care brother.

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@andywatson8 Ah man. That's brilliant 👌

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@W_A_F_R

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@Emilydance10 👌perfection

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Oh yeah, with red onion..

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Boys. Double Wagyu Flame BBQ Bacon Cheese Bastardo Burger... Get in 🤤