Timothy Mao

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@accuweather To avoid being attacked by the baby shark, know that you can't outswim it, but you can outswim your partner.

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@ClaireFosterPHD @DNIGabbard There's still room on your butt for another booster.

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@tylerbowyer What brand of pants is she wearing?

Because they sure don't make them very well.

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@Mattlinn01 Because EV enthusiasts have nothing but time to waste. They waste a week of their life every year while charging on the road. On their deathbed, will they wish they had that wasted time back?

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@BobbyChurchil @ZacksJerryRig So did the stray Iran missile hit the school twice in an hour?

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@teslayoda Where's the $50K promised Cyber truck that goes 500miles between charging?

Oh, it's $100K and goes 250 miles. Twice as much for half the range, what a deal!

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@SawyerMerritt Your mom is in the hands of a teenager with a learning permit.

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@JimPezzuti So they're stopping a nuclear war by a country without nukes? Then there's only about 400 other non nuke countries left to attack.

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@ForzaJuve1973 @Stanleyade01 @Rightanglenews Maybe they felt sorry that you can't spell border correctly, so you're unlikely to be a threat.

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@Amelia558rs Faith

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@AntiLeftMemes London, Ontario?

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@nobleisawinner C, even if the 15 million Biden voters mysteriously reappear.

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@igal_n @GoUncensored How is a government supported by the people labeled a regime? As opposed to one where the leader has been convicted of corruption and would be in prison if not for the war he started twice.

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@FanaticElon 4

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@lady_valor_07 D, because he would be the first legitimate black man as president

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@Amelia558rs 815

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@Matt_Pinner D

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@tony_tress @IranObserver0 At least there's no schoolgirls there.

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@nobleisawinner Mr. President

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@honeymoon250 An upside down 67