Timmy The Cat

I'm the world's coolest cat. Darn I'm cool.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

I'm not boring. I'm consistent.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Table leg you offend me. Chair leg you offend me. Human leg you offend me. Wall you offend me. There, got that stare perfected.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

achoo, achoo, achoo. <stare> what?

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My kitty senses are tingling....it's time to hide!

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

I eat, therefore I am.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

I sleep, therefore I am.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

I barfed up a big hairball yesterday. I called him Timmy Jr.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

@ronithebrat I have studied long and hard in many foreign lands and faced many dangers to learn the....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Twitch.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Zzzzzzzzzzz. Twitch. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Purr purr purr....I mean brrr brrr brrrr (it got cold out)

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

I wonder if I can sneak back in for the third time...I'm fast, faster than you.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Happy Mew Years everyone

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mmm, yum, mmm, ooo ya, mmmmm, num - I taste so good after eating smoked oysters...mmm, mmmm, ya, yum yum...

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Ya (pull, pull). I'm cool (yank, yank). Just standing here. (I hate when my claw gets stuck in the carpet).

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

All those pesky presents are out of the way. Soooo much room to stretch out under the tree now...don't wake me unless its for food.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

@EricaMoorhouse well, I'm too cool to ever be unfashionable.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

Hah. I got treats and Dopey the Dog didn't. Cool is as cool does, I guess. (Now to keep walking like I didn't smash my head into the chair)

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

@dougrutherford Meowy Chirstmas, Doug. Did you send me any catnip?

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There are two magpies stealing the dog's food. I "almost" feel sorry for the dog. Almost. But darn it's fun to watch.

[Timmy The Cat @TimmyTimbits]

The "Royal Fireworks Music" is playing. How'd they know I was entering the room?