RENGAW

Professional Bullshitter/Owner WPPWService

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

"If you wanna keep your woman you gotta spank it"

[Adam Douglas @adam_kirwin]

Preparing to tell my life story multiple times to a bunch of relatives i have to pretend i know at dinner. Same shit different year. 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Drinking a 4 Loko at 16:
-bad ass
-rebellious
-super fuckin cool

Drinking a 4 Loko in 2019:
-yikes
-who hurt you
-please get help

[Aleece @aschiff15]

God always has a plan

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

Wikipedia is the most reliable source and nothing will change my mind.

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@aschiff15 Im still rocking a 6 w no plans of upgrading in the future😂

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@AkShull Good, it’s stache szn😂

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@AkShull Stache only

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@aschiff15 I feel this😂 in high school I’d go to the gym like once a month and still see gains

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

First base: anal
Second base: talking about your ex’s
Third base: going on a lunch date
Home: telling her you’re not ready for another relationship but you wanna keep having sex

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@AkShull Honestly same, I’m not a fan

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

First base: sex
Second base: hanging out before 2 a.m.
Third base: going on an actual date
Home run: reading the bible together

[Sam Palmer @PrimaryPalmer]

Do the pictures look too fuzzy? They are composed of as many pixels as the numbers of individuals of these species still alive in the wild...

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

Keep on keepin’ on

I say this atleast 6x a day to deal with what seems like an impossible list of shit to do

[SG AGee 🦅 @AgeeDior]

I’m 21 stressing like I’m 30 cause I wanna be rich before I’m 25✍🏼💯

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

@jamesvogus Because unfortunately some poor bastards do😂

[RENGAW @timmywag261]

When I pull into the campus parking lot I always have my music blaring just so myself and others around me don’t hear how bad my tires rub😂