Tim Oakes

Chelsea FC fan & all round top guy. Folically & vertically challenged.

[Tim Oakes @timo_182]

@skyeepl Can think of so many better goals. Essien V Barca in 2009 beats that Ronaldo goal and that's one of many.

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Tired and want to sleep? The best solution is to watch @WWE under @TripleH I watched the #RoyalRumble up for an all nighter but once i saw that shit i feel like i could sleep for weeks. Boring, repetetive, samey. Might as well call him VVV. Vince runs through his veins.

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@CFCPys @lequipe Guess the guy doesn't like winning trophies.

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@CFCAway_ @CFCPys @Matt_Law_DT The drugs don't work, they just make him worse.....sure there's a song about that 😉🤣

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@GNev2 Hi Gary, just wanted to check in on you and make sure you're ok after being beaten by the billion pound bottle jobs. My prayers are with you 🙌 #Carefree #CFC #CFCMUN

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@RockBand Is there any way i can still export the songs i bought on RB3 to RB4?

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@FootballJOE I'd take that right now tbh.

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@tomdelonge @ToTheStarsMedia I'm coming to see you guys on Sunday in Machester but up in the nosebleeds 😭 Closest i could get. Hope you guys still do the set in the middle of the arena like you used to 🙌

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@Saraya @Saraya I've noticed that now and again your accent switches and you sound American.

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Genuinely gutted about @Windham6 passing away. So young and so much potential. Really does make you appreciate how short life can be. #ThankYouBray

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@NickoTaylor_

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@NickoTaylor_ 🤣🤣🤣

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@NickoTaylor_ You're welcome to him mate 🐍🐍🐍 Proper Chels my ass 🤣

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@AbsoluteChelsea Mason looking the same as he has on the pitch all season 😴

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@Chelsea_fan_41 @ChelseaFC Cya 👋🤣

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Help change bereavement law in the UK. 68K signatures so far. Please sign and share. This will affect all of us one day https://t.co/ujh2uNa0Ao

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@TVMartinRoberts My mum passed away on 25th February and i feel exactly the way you do right now. You're not alone Martin ❤️

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@AndreaR86609103 No thanks, i'm not an idiot 🤣

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@Tinder Why have you banned my account? I haven't done anything wrong 😕

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@SamHeughan @SassenachSpirit Hi Sam, did you get the message from your agent about contacting my sister @sarahjane459