__timo__ @[email protected]

@[email protected] ... Enthusiastic Hacker. ❤️ Free Open Source Software. Swiss 🇨🇭.

[Leonardo Genoni @LeonardoGenoni]

Let's GOOO!
#NEWSEASON

[Simon Hönscheid @SimonHoenscheid]

@dnsmichi talking about from Monitoring to Observability: eBPF chaos

[Santiago @svpino]

I wrote, "Scrum is a cancer," and the Internet had thoughts about it.

After 3,400 replies, I learned a few things:

First, the most common jobs among the people who told me I was wrong were "Agile Coach" and "Scrum Master." They feel very strongly in favor of Scrum, but I'm not sure why.

Second, Scrum can't fail because Scrum is whatever you want Scrum to be. There's no right way to do Scrum, so if it doesn't work for you, you aren't as bright as you thought you were.

Third, Scrum isn't agile, except when it is. But it's much better than Waterfall, except when it isn't. And it's better than nothing and everything at the same time.

Fourth, many people got triggered by my comparison of Scrum and communism. They say communism is great but recognize they have never lived in a communist society. They keep mentioning this book they read and how every person who shed blood under communism was "doing communism wrong."

Finally, by far, most people hate Scrum with passion.

No matter how you look at it, Scrum is a failure.

[Nagy Viktor 🌎🌍🌏 🇺🇦 @nagyviktor]

Join me tomorrow at @GitLab #Kubernetes and #GitOps Office hours. The topics will be the GitLab - @fluxcd integration and the agent for Kubernetes.

Please, sign up here: https://t.co/Upa7Afe8f2

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

@brunnerlivio But those are just to bombard the other unfortunate folks in lower ranks - which make you all fall behind even more - as the "loser group" .. the players in the good ranks play their own games :)

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

Mario Kart is a decent capitalism simulation. The farther you are behind the harder it gets to catch up.

[Walter Heck @walterheck]

When there's no mic stand so your awesome coworker @dnsmichi becomes one for you.. @cfgmgmtcamp

[Michael Friedrich 🌈 @dnsmichi]

.@gitlab terraform module registry https://t.co/40gUh31BoX 📦

GitLab Terraform provider use cases https://t.co/SmI2Ioh43q 💡

Great talk, thanks @timofurrer 👏 #CfgMgmtCamp

[Michael Friedrich 🌈 @dnsmichi]

Empower everyone to manage Infrastructure with @GitLab and #Terraform — @timofurrer at @cfgmgmtcamp 💡

https://t.co/d1RXihrJWJ

[Config Mgmt Camp @cfgmgmtcamp]

One more week .... we're exited .. are you ? Who's going to be in Ghent next week ?

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

Verifying myself: I am tuxtimo on https://t.co/Th2WcVtq73. ie7cusuX1ygr__dtwJgV4ea_Rg-wfKfGbN_T / https://t.co/SuT7WfWEku

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

@dnsmichi @fosdem @cfgmgmtcamp @gitlab I'm looking forward to meet! 🎉

[Stefan Prodan @stefanprodan]

Have some great news about @fluxcd and @gitlab. In todays dev meeting, @nagyviktor shared with us that GitLab has chosen Flux to offer #GitOps to their users. The Flux team is super excited about collaborating with GitLab 🎉 https://t.co/3f9tHJbhnX

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

@r6by @nagyviktor @dnsmichi @fluxcd @r6by absolutely, looking forward to an awesome collaboration 🎉

[Nick Veenhof @Nick_vh]

Hi #fosdem 2023! It's almost here! Don't forget that after Fosdem, there are fringe events right after in Ghent such as @cfgmgmtcamp but also @GitLab Contributor Days! Sign up now, or DM me if you have questions! https://t.co/X9bfZ5Tlw6

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Michael Friedrich 🌈 @dnsmichi]

Ruby, Vue, Go! 🎯

The next @GitLab hackathon starts Nov 29 - contribute to #opensource, collaborate with the #community, tackle new challenges, level-up your #careerdevelopment, and make friends ✨ 🌱 🌐

https://t.co/AAo9KnJbX8 #EveryoneCanContribute

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[__timo__ @[email protected] @timofurrer]

Thanks for having me @mkennedy! Was super fun 🎉🐍

[Talk Python Podcast @TalkPython]

Our latest episode 18 awesome asyncio packages in Python with @tuxtimo and @mkennedy is out:

https://t.co/CIgCc5joI8

[Ned Batchelder @nedbat]

git 2.38 will auto-rebase dependent branches… nice :)
https://t.co/xHaK4YOjGz