Tim Onarecker

professional mustard cutter

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Oh. My. God. #thundersauce

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@goandyrojas TOOT TOOT

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@loannnn that's the truth. Just watched the finale last night. Wow.

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@BrianMagrini it's brunch time

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@goandyrojas @scruffyjason yep

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@goandyrojas @scruffyjason no let's all hang out tonight

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I would love to see a graph of male age compared to incidence of sock-sandal combination.

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Just noticed the high school for the deaf's mascot here in Little Rock. The leopards. Well played.

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@loannnn awesome! Glad you're enjoying it. And good luck to you too!

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@loannnn how bout you? Things good so far?

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@loannnn it's goin pretty well actually. Orientation has been easy and my co-interns are all really nice. And it's been fun exploring LR.

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Wow, Applebee's, apparently quite the hot spot here in Little Rock. Never felt underdressed there until today.

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@deadeyedk what more could they want!?!

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Just read that, based on his uniform, Cap'n Crunch isn't even a captain. All these years of deceit. Truly, nothing is sacred.

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@mnagedaydream hahaha well that's still the plan. Glad I'm famous enough to make the calendar.

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@scruffyjason we can only hope

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Not sure how valid this is, but if you get sick and a doctor says "well, we could shoot a laser at it..." I'd just go for it

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@mae__dae sounds about par for the course

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@JamesFurr @deadeyedk I guess I would agree. I just didn't think people actually said those things.

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@lancebradt hahaha, no but I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy there