kabiyesi👑🔱

Husband, Dad, Chem Engineer, Project Manager, HNG6 finalist, FE-developer, Gamer and tech-enthusiast.

I talk about Nigeria from the average man's perspective.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

If Diezani toasts me, I'm saying yes. Been crushing on that woman since SS2.
Retweet so she sees this.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@Uno_009 There is insult,and then, there's this! 🤣🤣

How does someone clap back at you from this?

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@instablog9ja Who is he and what services does he render?

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@officialABAT I imagine the person who drafted this speech, laughed as he posted this nonsense.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@SadiqMaunde T-Rex 🦖 Fantastic car brand

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@Prince_dc21_ >Probably staked the money for a huge pay out
>Ticket cut, huge gbese
>Ran away

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@EndymionYT Nigerians are catching strays over a movie most of us don't even care about

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@Yuzarsiv0 Instead of this one to a self appraisal, reassess how things got the way they got and work to fix her marriage, she moved out. Amateur bottler.

Be here asking questions while she moves in with him. When they are ready to marry, they will serve you the papers. Olodo oshi

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

A friend of mine went through this.

The dude is an awesome dad. Early 40’s. Tall, handsome guy. Made good money. Graduated a top college. He restored an old house himself. Always was talking up his wife. Kids lacrosse coach. Kept in shape just incase he needed to defend his family. No major vices.

She wants out. He insists on counseling.

Counselor says he’s right. She flips out says he picked a biased counselor.

So she asks all her girlfriends for a wife friendly female counselor who will “understand me”. They go.

The counselor apparently lost her mind. Starts yelling at the wife.

“Listen to him. I’m happily married and I’m jealous of you. All he keeps saying is how much he loves you. How he prays every night for your happiness. And he is HOT!”

The whole thing boiled down to he refused to go to woke wine tastings, art shows, wedding receptions for people they barely know and baby showers with her. Girl stuff.

And he claims he didn’t even refuse, he just said they had to take separate cars so he could jet after 30 minutes.

That was his only request in life.

Bonkers.

Bonkers!

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@DurojaiyeSegun None of these people had EFCC operatives waiting to ambush them at the primaries prior to their first election.

Fubara isn't just afraid for his political career, they have dirt on him; enough to finish him.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@adedayoagarau Everyone needs to check this project. That big person you are always hailing could be here o

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@instablog9ja If you spent 8.3 million to leave your own country just to go and see God but got scammed, you probably deserved to lose that money anyways.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@instablog9ja I bet she hadn't missed a single mother's day appreciation prior to this conviction

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@_chike_san It's been several months and counting, maybe that apology will come tomorrow...

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

A C-LEVEL executive called me into his office on his first day. Asked to overhaul the company website. I broke down the process of redevelopment, starting from ideation to design concept and then code implementation to product launch with realistic timelines.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Let me burst your brains.

Several years ago, a Director assembled a group of we developers and excitedly told us, "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

We said, "okay, let's hear it Sir."

He said, "I just thought about a tracking software you can install on phones and be able to track the phone even when it's switched off."

We: "will we need to embed a peripheral device?"

Him: "no"

We: "we may need to research on modifying the board to see how this would work"

Him: "No, you guys need to be creative. You need to think outside the box. This is just a software!"

If he had seen one mic overseas that period, he would probably had said, "Nigerian developers have a talent gap in thinking outside the box"

See. Nigerian Employers don't even know enough to know what they want/don't want, and many Devs are just in pains in several organisations.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@NigeriaStories He could have bought shares in some opaque company in the power sector, then pushed legislation in favor of that business and then 10x his share price which could continue to mint his pension for decades but no Sir. This animal just wants to steal for the sake of it

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@NigeriaStories ....and someone opened their mouth in defense of the DISCOs increasing electricity tariff across all bands just the other day....!

News like this should not be taken lightly

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

If OPAY becomes an International lender today, my country's president will approach them to borrow money

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@yabaleftonline Everything I know about these two, I learnt against my will.
The kind of people we put on a pedestal on this side of the blue planet does tell a lot about the quality of society.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@instablog9ja This night as you contemplate the debt you are owing OCASH and the likes, first divide $11.6 billion by 180 million (worse case) or 200 million (best case). Humbling, isn't it?, knowing every Nigerian owes a debt we may not be able to pay in two lifetimes over.

[kabiyesi👑🔱 @TIMONIUM17]

@gremble_eth For the IT department, yes it was. We are a service provider after all.