Tim Cartwright

[Tim Cartwright @timortc]

@kelvmackenzie Why would I trust the word of a "journalist" who doesn't know that an apostrophe doesn't make a word plural?

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@BlobWarriorUK @ZiaYusufUK Wanker

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@johnredwood You haven't stopped being stupid I see

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@RupertLowe10 Getting you to shut up would be a start

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@I_amMukhtar If only he knew the difference between reign, rein and rain

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@trussliz Thick as pigshit

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@ZiaYusufUK What an utterly repellent individual you are

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@trussliz As both you and the orange buffon would be out your depth in a puddle, I think I'll treat your post with the utter contempt it so rightly deserves

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@JoeyMannarinoUS "Trump at the Pope’s funeral is just exuding complete and total lack of class. Absolutely not the image America should be projecting to the world." There. Fixed it for you

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@WarClandestine Sense of urgency? Desperation is more likely. The whole administration has delusions of adequacy

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@atrupar The President has delusions of adequacy. He's no genius

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@oldknitwit @teachwellall Given that the state pension is c£12, 000, you're saying that gets reduced to £20 because the rest goes back as tax. Your teacher's pension and 50% of your husband's pension must be pretty good if you're paying c£11,800 in tax

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@benonwine You were sacked because you're a racist, bigoted cunt

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@danwootton Yet, here you are exercising your right to free speech.

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@JusticeTrousers Bugger

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@russandchips A good list. I'd have
Time Bandits
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Sons of Katie Elder
Little Big Man
Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
I'm sure there are others, but those are my first thoughts

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@LeeAndersonMP_ "Making the most noise" - That's what empty vessels do

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@russandchips I did hear one, where a customer ordered a big round of drinks, the barman asked if the customer woul like a tray and the customer replied "Don't think I'll manage a tray, not with all they drinks".
I'll get my coat

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@benhabib6 Oh do shut up. Please

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk You're entitled to your utterly wrong opinions, but they don't detract from the fact that you're as thick as pigshit