Timothy Schoenfeld

Hard worker, non-astronaut and co-founder of 88improv. I am happiest when making people laugh.

[Dylan Oakes Rohde @dealinroadies]

Dylan +1 ft @timothy2go this Friday @the_backline

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"The best fat for making soap comes from humans" #fightclub

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@FallonTonight reads tweets, aka, writers take the night off.

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Don't give up, the best is yet to come. #fortunecookie #88ideas

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That #nap was an example for all other naps!

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Went to @LegoMovie today with the Ice Man and his buddy from school. In 3D! #Oscar

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See some @88improv perform improv with Zach Short @the_backline this Thursday!

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Spoke to a very polite IT guy in India named "Nick" #1and1Support #WaistOfTime #NSAcanYouReadMyEmailsAndTextThemToMe?

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@bowling I tried my hardest and nearly broke a hundred...I'm an adult darn it.

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Going bowling. #nufsaid

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#bedtime = #abouttime

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INTeresting play calling @Broncos Denver #SuperBowl

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@paytonmanning goes to his SAFETY valve on the first play #SuperBowl

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@jimmyfallon U2?! Jimmy, that's the big time. Don't mess it up. #gamefaceson

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Nearly ready to watch a bunch of millionaires beat each other up...and that's just the commercials! #BahZing

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"Snow came down! Snow came down!" Said my 3 year old. #ChildAlarmClock

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Lunch, I never tire of thee.

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@krispykreme thanks. Ill do that.

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Last night @PBS condemned @nfl for concussions & tonight praised @StephenHawking for physics. Strong mind sackes strong bodies.

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So @krispykreme opened between my house and my work...guess I'll start being late for work now.