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Bear Down Arizona

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@Wildcatbeardown Stay thirsty, my friends.

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@OzmaOfOz2016 @FirearmsPB @theintern3tguy Nothing fell off. Looks like a bird strike during takeoff. Bird damaged the slat and dented the wing. The issue is describing it as some sort of design flaw or inspection issue. It was minor damage. The wing isn't "coming apart" as it's not the wing. Wing was fine. Relax.

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@DrChrisParry The UK is solid. Not sure about the rest of NATO.

Just remember Italy and the Achille Lauro hijackers. US Navy intercepted the hijackers plane and diverted plane to Italy. Italy feared terrorists more than US and threatened US troops unless plane was allowed to leave. NATO

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@Amer1can_Barbie Not until you make "balogna rollups" as a sophisticated desert for them. That's a slice of bologna with either ketchup or honey mustard rolled up and held with a toothpick.

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@DrChrisParry It's worse. The alignment is left vs right w/ personal worship/hatred. SA isn't much different that Labour party. They oppose Israel b/c Netanyahu is PM, not because of any love for Palestinians.

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@stavridisj If we tie ourselves up too deeply in that, Taiwan will fall or it will be a world war. It's an extremely difficult calculus to both commit and keep reserve.

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@3YearLetterman Our Greatest President. Crossed the Delaware to lead the charge on the beaches of Normandy. It was the greatest Cold War victory over the Russians since Bonaparte. USA! USA!

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@DrChrisParry Really, they should let good people buy and carry guns again. Knifers getting shot will reduce knife crime by quite a bit.

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@Amer1can_Barbie Wait. What?

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@CourtAnne1225 Throwing moonpies is a staple of "Alabama man" stories.

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@johnkonrad @mercoglianos and his magic bag of pipe fitting adapters could put it out.

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@johnkonrad Need to find a way to get from bow to stern without entering ship. I don't like it for no real reason other than "I don't like it."

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@McCainJack

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@3YearLetterman I can see why you chose Less Miles to stop the immigration treks.

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@cdrsalamander They are saving paint for repairs. Apparently there's a shortage.

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@CourtAnne1225 Nike Sable is hardly known in the music industry. @3YearLetterman Coach, please correct this.

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@3YearLetterman @CoachJim4UM @SprayTanLA Harbaugh has seen the signs to exit for a while now.

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@NavyStrang It's the "rough stretch" where no one has been injured. Even the cell phones survived the fall from 16,000 feet.

It's a testament to how ridiculously safe commercial aviation is.

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@kejamieson_ Go help him so he gets done faster. Then annoy him so he gets done faster.

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@Buddyhead @TSHamiltonAstro @LudwigvonMercer Capitalism produces obese homeless people. Communists had to invent non-existent things to explain why even the homeless are wealthy in capitalist societies. "Obese poor people have food insecurity" said no rational person ever.

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@3YearLetterman @USAinUK And salt is the perfect ingredient. It's added when it gets tossed in the harbor.