Dear Billy & Betty Biden Impeachment,
As much as I hate to interrupt the personal zen that is your daily angry Facebook rant at Chick-fil-A for the wokeification of their nuggets, I have something I’d like to share with you.
You see, you keep talking about Joe Biden’s family being ‘corrupt’, and here’s the thing about that:
Hunter Biden didn’t make $640 Million while working in the White House.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t have his dad fast track 16 Chinese patents in two months for him.
Ivanka Trump did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get special national security clearance despite deep concerns of possible foreign influence.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get a $2 Billion paycheck from a country he only months before had negotiated official American foreign policy with.
Jared Kushner did.
Sitting President Joe Biden doesn’t have a Chinese bank account.
But sitting “President” Donald Trump sure did.
So, you see… all those “impeachable offenses” you baselessly accuse the Biden family of committing — yeah well, funny thing is, they were actually committed… by the Trumps.
Now I know you won’t believe any of this because facts are about as useful to you as a second pair of underwear and a passport, but it doesn’t make them any less true.
"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."
American distributor: Yeah...we can't sell that.
Chinese manufacturer: Waddya mean? It's perfectly normal heat and flame resistant PPE, we sell it all over the World.